We will bring you WAR!
Day 2,224, 09:10
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In three days time eCanada will go to the polls to determine who they want to represent them in Congress. These congress elections will be vitally important at a time where as a country we seem to be standing still while allies and foes around us occupy themselves with wars and resistance wars, and yet still we sit on our hands with promises of battles still ringing in our ears.
These are indeed frustrating times, not only to new and young players who could be collecting the gold from True Patriot medals, but to Canadian war veterans who are aching to drop damage on behalf of their country. Some have limited time on their collection of small bombs and would have preferred to drop them for the good of their own nation...sadly this doesn't seem to be an option open to you.
But there is another way....
The Canadian Communist Party.
Join us and together we will lead you into a glorious new phase of Canadian history. Support us and we will bring you the war that will make you log on with anticipation rather than the tediousness you currently experience. Vote for us on the 25th of December and make your voice heard to your Congress that you want change.We are YOUR party, the party of the people, run by the people and for the people. The time for diplomacy is over and the time for entertainment and enthusiasm has begun, the revolution will give you down trodden and bored Canadians a real voice...a loud voice.
Vote the Canadian Communist Party. on Christmas Day and join us In making eCanada great again.
Join the party today and become a member of the most exciting, most active and revitalized party in eCanada. We have begun the march to greatness and there is a place in the front of the crowd for YOU.
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I highly doubt you'll be getting a commanding majority...
Who would have thought in April that a young I.A member with a fun outlook would be a member of a party of 11 that become elected as CP of the eUK?
Stranger things have happened
That young member threw off his IA shackles and trained in the dark arts of Dentistry... that my fellow Staffordshireite is how he ended up as eUK CP.
We trained him, you took on the final product. Like the DC conquest of France, the Royal Air Force was doing that a couple of hundred days before...what can I say...I build Empires and I'm a man ahead of my time.
The final product? You hadn't even toilet trained him yet! Frag spent 3 days following him around with newspaper. Garth had to teach him how to eat with a knife and fork and I taught him that sniffing crotches wasn't the done thing to great people. The wookie you see before you today is the product of a DC education.
Ah yes, the RAF's victory of ONE French region... bless! As with the Wook, you half build something. It then takes a man of my stature to see the vision through.
When this commie nonsense starts to lag, give me a call. I'll come bail you out again...
We beat back the French without the credit cards...hard work and skill won the day - traits of the RAF...and oddly enough Frag was in the RAF before DC. We seem to lead the way on so many things 😛
Better dead than red.
And if you get a sunburn?
Communism is gay.
You're thinking of homosexuality, both encourage moustaches though
Communism is as gay as homosexuality is.
Okay, you do realise this is a game right? Not real? We aren't real communists..like you aren't a real solider/freedom fighter/congress member etc etc. key word...'game'
This is role play and we thought we'd go down the Communist route...again not real life okay?...you with me still?
Mate, what you talking about?!
I am struggling to comprehend whether you are not fluent in English or special needs. The input so far in an article that has nothing to do with you or your country is an intelligent ''communism is gay''.
I am just surprised you didn't finish with the highly intelligent - ''you smell'' comment
Yawn.
We'll have war before that 😉
for sure
You know nothing Tyrael Snow.
The time will come...
Voted! 😁
Go communists!!!!
Claire Louise!
We will bring you SPAIN
basically thats what this translates into
Sometimes a country under oppression enjoys the game more as they have a goal of liberation than one that does nothing.
you should merge into the UK so we can conquer moar nations together q:
tell that to the guys that suffered the 8 month wipe!
Huzzah!
With the money being spent buying votes will there be any left for war?
😛
Always money left for war \o/
...and booze...
...and hookers
...and gambling. Wait, never mind.
You underestimate how rich we are... Bling bling!!
You got my vote, and some of my friends as well.
Airstrike Estonia? Really ?
And when Canada is wiped again what do they fight?
Who says we wont be wiped for using our AS?
You can't have it both ways
Don't worry. UK and Poland will join you soon : )