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We Play Pussy to Atlantis' D!ck

Day 476, 08:18 • Published in USA USA

• by One Eye

The US is on the verge of being the biggest pussy in the game. Yes, Atlantis wants the US to pay 500 gold. Fist we have our treasury raided, then Atlantis wants us to play the pussy while they play the dick.

No thanks.

So here are our options:

1. Don't pay.
2. Pay. 100 years from now.
3. Be a bigger dick. That's right join PEACE and make those pussies in the UK and the rest of Atlantis pay. Join PEACE.

I'm a big fan of loyalty, and sticking with the home team through the tough times. But when the home team turns on us, it's time to bite back. Atlantis is betting that we're a big bunch of pussies. They're betting 500 gold vs. losing the game that we will just roll over and take it, that we'll acquiesce without a fight.

If we join PEACE we get to spite the bastards who turned on us. We'll get to run roughshod over the UK, just like we ran roughshod over Mexico.

So what is it US. Play strong and bold, or be a pussy?

Comments

One Eye Day 476, 08:32

Team America, Fnck Yeah!

Bastion Day 476, 08:34

Ahh, WTH... let's just join PEACE and get it over with. We tell Indo that the deal is this: we leave ATLANTIS, we join PEACE, we keep Mexico, we team up to divide the rest of the world up... first country to take over another country gets to keep it. We battle it out until there's only one of us standing. GAME over. Reset server.

Han Solo Day 476, 08:35

and both of you are reported for inadequate language.

One Eye Day 476, 08:42

Thanks for reporting me Han, but I think you'll find all the words I used to be quite tame. You'd have a hard time getting the kids at the local elementary school to blush with this article.

Muljo Gobet Day 476, 08:45

nowTo help out Kyle, check this out. I propose this be our new national anthem http://www.youtube.com/watc[..]qY />

and Han Solo, you shame me

Muljo Gobet Day 476, 08:46

this should work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0OQXI8lvqY

Professor Evil Day 476, 08:50

Joining PEACE is definately a tough one. The wild part of me thinks we should, but there's resentment among PEACE countries towards us that could make it quite a sour partnership.

One thing's for sure, Romania would be on its knees within a week. It's just all a bit extreme, really.

One Eye Day 476, 08:52

Bold and extreme. They gambled, now we lose or they lose and the choice is up to us.

Professor Evil Day 476, 08:53

And shut up Han, who made you the profanity dictator? The language wasn't INAPPROPRIATE. (read a dictionary, inadequate means something completely different)

Professor Evil Day 476, 08:56

That's for sure, if Romania claw back their old position we do truly lose.

I'm torn though. For my part, for example, attacking Romania would mean conflict with my own eUK. That would give me and many others of foreign birth cause for a loyalty crisis.

jasonalwaysready Day 476, 08:58

"inadequate language" i dont understand... there wasnt enough of it? or the specific topics being reported on were not large or tight enough to satisfy?

Professor Evil Day 476, 09:02

Kind of ironic, isn't it? His use of the word 'inadequate' was making his use of language inadequate for what he was trying to say.

Eugene Harlot Day 476, 10:05

Americans that have already fought or are under Level 5 can support the war effort by donating funds to the 1st Armored Division to supply tanks for the final fight against Brazilian and Theocrat tanks.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/organization/1322220

Our men and women in uniform need your help. Every .01 USD helps! Insure Victory: Buy War Bonds Today!

Olorum Day 476, 11:43

Join Peace and run over Canada.

Guth Guth Day 476, 12:57

I don't see why we do two things:

1) NOT pay the ATLANTIS fine
2) Tomorrow, throw everything we have into taking the Southeast back. It seems like its a pretty strategic point in terms of launching an invasion into Portugal and/or Brazil...

In other words, keep kicking ass and taking names--and NOT apologizing for it....

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 476, 14:10

1) We DO NOT pay.

2) We get out of ATLANTIS

3) We find out who the two countries who voted for us to pay are. They are now our enemies.

4) Join PEACE? That's a wild idea. At first, it strikes me as an insane overreaction, but wow, it sure would shake things up, wouldn't it? Imagine the lulz...

5) @Han Solo: thank you for monitoring an American newspaper to make sure we are not using "inadequate" language. Good doggy, here's a biscuit! If you feel aggrieved by my last comment, feel free to report me as well. 🙂

rastari Day 476, 16:33

the language is inadequate he's quite right,this articles completely stupid as well if you want to blame anybody for the fine then blame yourselves

Estlin Jack D Day 476, 23:28

America Go the Way Of Team World.

I think it's a good idea.

Peace for the Win.

Goddamn Reagan.

Emerick Day 477, 07:36

Peace o/

insectofil Day 477, 10:55

I see, that USA thinks itself the strongest country, but it isn't
and in a mounth won't be in the first 4

GLaDOS Day 477, 16:25

voted

Bestie101 Day 477, 16:31

Changing sides just because you made idiots of youselves, did someone spit their dummy out?

Tatti Holdings Oy Day 477, 16:32

Kids...

Elisa Vorimberg Day 477, 20:52

I have to say, as a German, I was just looking through eUSA news for anything interesting and I am astounded and disgusted by the language used in this article, and the entire article is calling for betraying other countries that have trusted you.
I really do hope this is not representative of all of eUSA's foreign policy.
-Elisa Vorimberg

semarangindah Day 521, 07:04

we are waiting you guys 😉

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