We have been PTOed

Day 878, 01:03 • Published in USA USA • by ligtreb

The Democratic Republicans have been PTOed (Politically Taken Over) by a Hungarian. It's clear that their new Party President has bad intentions, just look at his fighting history. He's Anti-American.

This is a huge problem, because the Democratic Republicans are the #5 party in this country (in terms of total members), and Top 5 parties get to run candidates for Congress.

To make matters worse, the #6 party is controlled by the Pizza The Hut, who has a very shady past and can't be trusted.

April 21 EDIT: I urge all USA citizens to join the Federalist Party, so we can get the Federalists into the Top 5. The only exceptions are for those who are already in the United Independents Party, abroad, running for office or are serving as blockers.

On April 24th at 23:59, both the Federalist Party and the United Independents Party has to be one of the Top 5 parties in total members or our Congress will be vulnerable to an enemy takeover. UIP candidates running for office have to be in the UIP and signed up by the 23rd (as is true for candidates in any party).

We must work together America. You can all go back to your favorite parties on the 26th. Until then, we need your help.

UPDATE: A lot of the comments below are Phoenix trolls. Be careful who you listen to. My original party was USWP, I am a two-time former party president for them. I'm in the UIP for the good of the country, not their party.