We Do Not Want To Be Saved
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by NeilP99
Over the last few days South Africa has seen the arrival of a group of people claiming to be from Harvad University. They claim that they are here to conduct an economic experiment that will make South Africa rich beyond our wildest dreams and turn us into a world economic superpower. They claim that they are here to “Save” us, and that though we might not understand their plan, it is for our own good. Apparently they think this plan of theirs is too complex for our tiny minds to comprehend. They seem to think that even though most of them have much less experience in this game than the leaders of South Africa, they still understand how the game works better than all the people telling them they don’t understand it at all. They are convinced that they are here to save us and that in the end we will all thank them. To that I have one thing to say:
WE DO NOT WANT TO BE “SAVED”
In coming to South Africa with this attitude they have made the very mistake that they should have avoided. They have acted like they are the messiahs that South Africa needs. They have acted like we are sitting here in our pathetic existence waiting for some great seer to come and rescue us. Nothing could be further from the truth. So my advice to these “saviors” is this. If you really are here to help South Africa then prove yourselves. Show us that you have our best interest at heart by staying here, without any power in the government, and working for the good of the country. Do not try to come in here and force your plan upon the people of South Africa, because if you do then we will resist it. My guess is that they will not follow this advice though. My guess is that they only want to advance their own power, and destroy our country’s economy. Why they want to do this I don’t know, but if their actions in eVenezuela show us anything then it is that they either know nothing about how this game works or they are here to intentionally cause harm. The people of South Africa are strong though, and we won’t let this happen. Stay united against this threat my fellow South Africans, and thanks for reading.
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Yeah kick those guys out Neil, those guys completely failed in eVenezuela and they'll fail over in South Africa. If they really are professers then they would know that any foreign force can't defeat a determined populace.
To bad france isnt determined.
They're channers that are trying to mess up as many countries as possible. They took over eVenezuela and "improved" its economy by setting taxes to max and putting the minimum wage at 999. Best thing we can do is to ignore them. If they get bored they'll leave.
i already forgotten about who we were ignoring
umm...who is trying to "save" you?
Gb2America Neil
You arent African.
Looks like that blackout strategy you guys have is really going well.
You know what I've seen so far? Bud's only friend is MuscleRoller and he was eBorn only a few days ago. Muscleroller is also a Harvad guy. Are they friends in real life? Are they really (hint) close friends? Man theyre so much alike its almost as if theyre the same person*
*But of course they cant be because multis aren't allowed right? right?
Neither are you, Exilious.
Good article Neil. They're just attention-seeking trolls from 888chan who are out to ruin people's fun and have no life. Best ignore them.
Exilious one hour ago:
Gb2America Neil
You arent African.
STFU, seriously. Neil is great!
@Karl Bauer
You're ignoring that we began to experiment after war was declared by Colombia, ***something the President of Venezuela has admitted was planned for a long time in secret*** before having his Minister of Defense order all Venezuelans to either move to Argentina and fight Peru or to not resist Brazilian and Colombian invasion. You can read all about it in his newspaper.
AND WITH THAT SAID, we were not the party who took the gold. That "fact" is misinformation, to be honest. The theft of gold was taken by the 7chan bloc in the country (Unidad Nacional), who then wasted it trying to RW the country from Brazil. Yes, the same Brazil that took the country in less then a day. Wasted 400+ gold doing nothing.
A shame, really. Not a single member of 888chan has seen or touched any of the gold that was ransacked.
Both of these are the reasons for the experiment in Venezuela to prematurely end, however to call it a failure... is wrong. The result was inconclusive, with more experimentation needed.
I will admit however that I am not a professor at Harvad University. I am the janitor. But I digress, my position is quite irrelevant.
Now if you excuse me, someone vomited in on the floor in room 602.
Social Experiments? Elitists? "helping nations" mmmmmm... I may have heard stories previously that began like this !
Good luck South Africa (although I might suggest the racist "go back home" comments pertaining to Neil are a little over dramatic. It's a game!) 🙂
Neil is a true hippy "love train" charachter!
I heard there are problems in South Africa. But I also heard people are there to help. I was worried but I am sure they will look after you all!!
Ah.. at least i am happy 1 of the approvals has been a good choice.. unlike the nonsense coming from some others.. i like how we are to be "saved" where our country has grown from strength to strength..
@Trent
One, I'm not in Africa, nor do I have any plans to be. I am an admirer of Harvad University, and a follower of macroeconomics. But of course I don't expect one so sorely undereducated as yourself to understand the complexities of the subject as your seemingly only defense to any opinion not your own is to claim it is a multi-account. Well, that and spam a comment section with an inane and nonsensical three word phrase as if keyboards were not equipped with the Scroll Down button.
Exilious you're not African either. From what I've seen the people of South Africa would love to be rid of you. Most importantly, I left America by choice, you left America out of nessisity, because people were on to you and Ajay and your PTO ways.
Chanfags. Yawn.
gb2 where you came from Exilious
any way eSA aren't against forners where against PTOs
I like how they haven't spelled Harvard correctly in anything they have posted.
@halodub
That's because they don't represent the University.
Check out some of the crap they write. Stuff about how the Knight's Templar usurped the traditional Harvad University and changed the name.
Hold on, let me just roll on the floor again!!
I'm not racist. I'm not against foreigners.
But nobody here in eSA needs saving. I haven't been here long and I already have a good house, I can afford stronger weapons, I earn a decent salary and I have the support of the Government through various charitable organisations.
eSA does not need help. Especially not from wannabe macroeconomics experts. I study Philosophy and Sociology at a REAL University. So if any of those Harvadidiots want to enter a debate on how their macroeconomics will benefit eSA, I'm up for it.
@halodub
Harvard is a small-time group of pretenders.
Harvad is the real deal.
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We will do this by force or by your approval.
Your pick. x200
Looks like you'll have to take it by force then.
The only way you can convince me to willingly approve is for YOU to prove to me how your macro-economics is going to save eSA
I've heard a lot of talk, a lot of acting and way too much muscle-flexing.
Do you even know what macro-economics is?
Oh dayum I missed this article!