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We're waiting for you, Napoleons.

Day 1,968, 12:18 • Published in Belgium Belgium

• by NicknameFromRonny

Yesterday, the French Congress has decided to attack our small nation. After months of being locked up by Poland, they should know how it feels to be the little guy, being picked on by the bigger boy. But they have forgotten one thing.

All of us are standing there. We’re quite few, as you see.

We will not bow our heads.

We will not give up our Walloon hills.

And beers. Mmm… Beers.

We will not give up our Brussels pride.

And chocolate. Mmm… Chocolate.

We will not give up our Flemish plains.

And fries. Belgian Fries, godverdoem!

So bring what you’ve got, Napoleons. Launch your cannons, man your muskets, celebrate this war like the victory is already a fact. Get your little conquest, overplaying your hand. But we will defend our tiny territory with all we’ve got.

Hey, boys, if I try to capture eBelgium, you’ll all think I’m cool, right, hurr, durr? No.

And that seems little. Our men are few and we’re not that wealthy.

But we’ve got our courage. We’ve got balls of steel. And we’ve got our allies. It’s all we need to bring you to your Waterloo in the end. So come on Frenchies, we’re waiting for you.

Goddamned, they’re not that easy to capture.