Was It Something I Said?

Day 952, 08:00 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Edana Savage

I was unfriended by Ronald O'Reagan today.

I can only speculate as to the reasons. Maybe it's because I accepted Conor Larkins offer to be the vice presidential candidate under the IV banner. Distraught, Ron couldn't bear the thought of me with another man. See he wanted ME to be his VP.

Oh, Ron, you had to know my loyalty to Ireland and to IV is so much stronger than my revulsion for you. I could never abide sniveling, hall monitory, victim types. Such men always inspire me to violence. You were warned. But.... just as a Celtic Tiger can never change her stripes, I can never change the essence of who I am, and you can't change yours.

So, I bid you adieu! Go to France where you could use a new multi with a name like, Mitt Le Romney. Or maybe to Italy, where you could use the name, Fig Newton Gingrichio.

Go. Go Inflict.... I mean.... bless *cough cough* others with your presence. We in Ireland have been selfish far too long. Go. No. Don't look back. Just go! *insert dramatic hand gesture of choice here*

*And scene*

Edana bows

*Disclaimer: Again, this is for the amusement of the author and her audience. None of the names were changed because who gives a **** anyway. You would all know who I was talking about, so why pretend. 🙂 A lot of this was made up for fun, except the unfriending part. That is totally true.