War with Greece, part 2
Day 3,945, 09:43
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Published in Greece 
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by Jack Jockson
Greece is changing colors.
The day Greece invaded Great Britain, Greeks have caused a bug in the game. Greek territory colors in England and Wales don't match. One is gray and one is blue and this is not correct. See?
Fortunately, here is Jockson's newspaper to correct the game bug.
With the correct map, our journalists can now write the latest article.
Geopolitical situation in Great British isles
There are three main isles in British isles. The large one, which is a mess to write about geopoliticaly, is called Britain. Then there is the smaller one, called Ireland, which is partly occupied by Croatia. Then there is the even smaller one, which is called of Man and is grey color and this is the island our opponents can never capture.
Then there are even smaller ones, which are so small that are not even on the map. And then are even smaller ones, and like in a fractal it goes down to almost infinity, the smallest existing island being of a size 1 quanta (which is about 10 e-44 meters), but we won't write about those, because those islands are smaller than a pixel and are not part of the eRepublik game.
In this article our journalists will write about the big island and why Greece started their invasion here, and so started big.
We send our first journalist to investigate. To find out what are Greek battle priorities in the war against UK.
He found out that Greeks write in some sort of code.
Our second journalist, after disguising himself as a triple agent, cracked down part of the code and we found out that Greeks have plans about BH. Battle Horse. They have developed it. The newest eRep weapon.
Until the rest of the code is cracked down, we don't know... Greeks could be planing winning the training war against United Kingdom.
Warfare analysis
As there are always only two possible outcomes of a war, the state can either win it or lose it, England must not lose this one. Because if it loses, where will people sell their first quality sandwiches and houses then?
Our third journalist has found out UK's president's winning strategy, but we can not write about this in this newspaper, because it is top super secret. We will write about it in our next article after the war, so stay subscribed, or if you're not a subscriber, subscribe to stay subscribed.
The day Greece invaded Great Britain, Greeks have caused a bug in the game. Greek territory colors in England and Wales don't match. One is gray and one is blue and this is not correct. See?
Fortunately, here is Jockson's newspaper to correct the game bug.
With the correct map, our journalists can now write the latest article.
Geopolitical situation in Great British isles
There are three main isles in British isles. The large one, which is a mess to write about geopoliticaly, is called Britain. Then there is the smaller one, called Ireland, which is partly occupied by Croatia. Then there is the even smaller one, which is called of Man and is grey color and this is the island our opponents can never capture.
Then there are even smaller ones, which are so small that are not even on the map. And then are even smaller ones, and like in a fractal it goes down to almost infinity, the smallest existing island being of a size 1 quanta (which is about 10 e-44 meters), but we won't write about those, because those islands are smaller than a pixel and are not part of the eRepublik game.
In this article our journalists will write about the big island and why Greece started their invasion here, and so started big.
We send our first journalist to investigate. To find out what are Greek battle priorities in the war against UK.
He found out that Greeks write in some sort of code.
Our second journalist, after disguising himself as a triple agent, cracked down part of the code and we found out that Greeks have plans about BH. Battle Horse. They have developed it. The newest eRep weapon.
Until the rest of the code is cracked down, we don't know... Greeks could be planing winning the training war against United Kingdom.
Warfare analysis
As there are always only two possible outcomes of a war, the state can either win it or lose it, England must not lose this one. Because if it loses, where will people sell their first quality sandwiches and houses then?
Our third journalist has found out UK's president's winning strategy, but we can not write about this in this newspaper, because it is top super secret. We will write about it in our next article after the war, so stay subscribed, or if you're not a subscriber, subscribe to stay subscribed.
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http://i64.tinypic.com/149812d.jpg
i can't wait to know the secret
but at end i think lithuania and greece will conquer all south britain including london
Battle Horse ftw!