War, War, War! Here We Come France!

Day 893, 17:33 • Published in Canada Canada • by Spencer Magee
The hills are alive with the sound of music!



With songs they have sung for a thousand years...




The hills fill my heart with the sound of music!



My heart wants to sing...urh....


that....


France AIN'T ALL THAAAAAT!




I am just so filled with joy I could sing, Canada! Maybe I'm just a bitter old fool, but I have never forgiven France for when they invaded us. I have longed to see them humiliated and wiped out. Sure, Spain and Poland got to do it first, but now it is our turn!

Could this backfire? Could we lose eCanada again? WHO CARES! This is what we need to make Canadians active, and it is pay back. If they counter invade us and we lose our country, then no big whoop. Ask anyone who was around for it, Canada being occupied was the funnest part of this game. I know for me personally, despite being frustrated at the time, I look back on it fondly as a time of awesomesauce.

I'm almost crossing my fingers they DO attack us, that'd be the BEST!


TEST OF LOYALTY

Last time we were at war with France, the turn coats revealed themselves. I'm watching to see if the same thing happens again. All eCanadians should keep an eye out for traitors or those working against our national interests. They tend to come out in times of war, particularly one group when we fight against France



:3

Never forget THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

OR THIS

AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS

...

OH YEAH THIS TOO

AND THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS ONE

And the loss of my beloved, sweet, cherished Ontario 🙁

^ That one became the longest battle ever I think, it went hours into overtime.
v Video down there. For the love of me I have not discovered how to put video into articles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0lVxyO93J4





But let us also recall the epic battles of British Colombia, Quebec and Ontario that were soon to come, where we cleaned their clocks (France population at the time: 25,000. Canada: 3,000). Course, we had a little help from our EDEN allies, and there were many other battles during all that chaos, but that doesn't change much.


EVERYTHING!

TIME FOR ROUND THREE!