WAR AND CITIZENS

Day 1,320, 11:54 • Published in North Korea Croatia • by TurtleShroom

Just a quick note. First and foremost:
NORTH KOREA IS AT WAR!!

Help join the Resistance RIGHT NOW and do all in your power to aid us in LIBERATING one of our native reigons! By blood we can win this!

SO GO INTO CHINA'S BASE AND KILL THEIR DUDES!




All right, Patriotism aside, LOOK AT THIS:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/North-Korea/citizenship/applications/1


WHY IN THE WORLD AREN'T THESE PEOPLE CITIZENS YET?!

The backlog is so high and immense that WE HAVEN'T GRANTED CITIZENSHIP SINCE 2009.

You want to boost the ecnonomy? GET MORE NORTH KOREANS.
Look at all of these people! Look at it! YOU LOOK AT IT! RIGHT THERE!

GRANT THESE CITIZENSHIP REQUESTS, PEOPLE!
DO IT! DO IT NAOUGHW!!!

That's how North Korea can grow! Come on people, do it! Do it! Do it! Don't make me keep nagging!



So be it,
-TurtleShroom