Voting For Krems, A How-To
Chisholm
Chances are, you've recently logged in to the Glorious World of eRepublik, and have been wondering just how you can play your part on making sure that the United States remains a great nation, and not one that sucks. Well now's your chance!
If you've just logged in, this is the screen you are most likely to view:
Yes, you're right young American! It is Presidential Election day. Now, I'm running on the impression you love America, which means there's really only one option for you when it comes to voting on the candidates.
Krems
The rest of the voting process is really quite simple. Above you is the image of the candidate you're going to vote for. Going to vote for. There's really no other options unless you want America to Succumb to Communism from working with so much Russia lately. It's a fact that he built up a resistance to socialism by being born in Britain, so simple science suggests that if we're going to save ourselves from The Communists, Krems is the only answer.
So simply push the giant blue "Vote" button beneath that image. And poof, you've helped save America.
And if you're not convinced by now, allow these stats to woo you:
-Since he's taken office, American income has risen 40%
-Russian territory has decreased 27%
-General faggotry through America is also down by a staggering 69%
-We're almost bad enough to save Ronnie
If this hasn't convinced you then obviously you are a sociopath America hater. That is all.
Comments
I am Top Gun and I approve Krems.
Krems!
Simce you used science I believe all of your statements to be indefgatiably true.
-General faggotry through America is also down by a staggering 69%
truth
I enjoy St Krems
Krems is on a mission to kill Rubots....all of them.
Vote St. Krems
no more rubots? VOTE FOR KREMS
o/
Vote for Pizza
^no. I dislike all the canidates, but Krems has actually done something besides troll. (coughcoughpizzacough)
TEN THOUSAND YEARS
id rather vote for krems then PTH well at least krems helped us by attacking russia
Krems For POTUS!
I am not a top gun... and i approve of this msg. 'o'
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I see you are coping my "how to vote for pizza" ?
My name is Chuck Norris and I approve this message.