VOTE JUVE LEO

Day 2,600, 16:41 • Published in Nigeria Nigeria • by Juve Leo



A Galician was told that his wife was sleeping with his best friend…
So he killed his dog.









La maestra le pregunta a Jaimito:
– Si yo digo fui rica, es tiempo pasado, pero si digo soy hermosa, ?que es?
– Exceso de imaginacion.


The teacher asks Jaimito:
– If I say ‘I was rich’, it’s the passed tense, but if I say ‘I am beautiful’, what is it?
– An excessive imagination



Jaimito le dice a su mama:
!Mama!, !mama!, !dame dinero para darselo a un pobre senor que paso gritando
por la calle!
La mama le responde:
– ¿Y qué gritaba ese senor?
– ¡Helados! ¡Lleven sus helados!


Jaimito says to his mother:
– Mother! Mother! Give me some money for the poor old man that’s shouting along the road!
– What is he shouting?
– Ice creams! Come get your ice creams!



















Após uma consulta popular "hecha en la Plaza de Mayo", a Argentina enviou uma mensagem à República Popular da China:

"Chinos de mierda, maricons: les declaramos la guerra; tenemos 105 tanques, 47 aviones sanos, 4 barcos que navegan y 5.221 soldados."

O Estado chinês respondeu-lhes:

"Aceitamos a declaração, temos 38.000 tanques, 16.000 aviões, 790 navios e 300 milhões de soldados."

Ao que respondem os argentinos:

"Retiramos la declaración de guerra...No tenemos como alojar tantos prisioneros."
















Come to the best Military Unit in Nigeria

SPORTING NIGERIA FORCES

In SPORTING NIGERIA FORCES we pay all the damage you give for Nigeria regions!


Come help make SPORTING PARTY stronger and make a better Nigeria.








Yours,
Juve Leo

President of SPORTING from 16 December 2014

Commander of SPORTING NIGERIA FORCES









President of All Nigeria Peoples Party from 15 October 2014

vice Ministry of Interior in Nigeria Government from 5 October 2014 till 20 Ocober 2014

Congressman in Nigeria from 25 September 2014

Spokensman in Nigerian Democratic Party from 15 September 2014 to 14 October 2014

Born 3 de Janeiro de 2011

Comander das Forças Armadas do SPORTING

43 times Hard Worker

16 times Congressman

CP de Portugal de 5 de Fev de 2013 a 5 de Mar de 2013

vMOD do Governo Alvaro Cunhal de 16 de Nov de 2012 a 5 de Dez 2012

CP de Portugal de 28 de Jan de 2012 a 5 de Fev de 2012

Apprentice do MOD (ver artigo [MoD] Fecho do Mandato - Junho 2014 ) liderada pelo Juhannus Petrus