Vote John Largo in Baja!!!

Day 1,159, 19:07 Published in USA USA by John Largo

Vote John Largo in Baja!!!

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I am running for congress in the "eAmerican state" Baja, under the UIP banner. Since Baja California is the only "Real" California, then if you vote for me you must be voting for the most "Real" eAmerican. Plus as a RL American, I have been to Baja on multiple occaisions. (Mexicali wut wut!!!)


Geography Lesson: Vote for John Largo in Baja! wut wut



What are your goals?



Isn't that everyone's goal??? wut wut


My qualifications:
USNG
4 time sitting eUS Senator
6 company manager
legal drinking age in RL (my excuse if there are any spelling errors) wut wut
former Community Development Program volunteer
former DemRep Director of Recruiting
current UIP Member
25 Battle Hero Awards
In the top 50 ranked eUS citizen (by experience points, #27 today)
I proposed THIS , which gets us a 10% bonus in our war versus Iran.



Upon further "reflection", I noticed her ring and decided that I was better than whoever her man was. Why am I so competitive? wut wut

Also, the theme for this campaign article is "wut wut"!!!

So, I am asking you to move to Baja on the 25th and vote for John Largo under the UIP banner. If you message me, I will gladly send you moving tickets to help you get to the polls.

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