Vote Henry Arundel for PoTUS

Day 1,777, 15:52 • Published in USA USA • by Cthulhu..

Henry Arundel for PoTUS

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So, here we are, America. It's time to choose your President. Your choices are fairly straight-forward.

For information on the candidates, please check out Drudge's excellent article.

I'm not here to tell you what to do. I'm just gonna let you in on a little secret. Under Henry's tough exterior lies a cute little teddy bear. John is legit and all, but Henry is my friend. I'll tell you how and why that happened.



She slid up our East Coast like a well oiled cock slides into a wet henhouse (what were you thinking?). She got us all wet and somehow managed to knock power out to almost 1 million East Coasters. And lucky me, I was one of them. I had been playing erep, hard, for about a year and couple months when it happened. And it just so happened to be at the perfect time to knock me out of the Presidential Race last September. Henry and I were acquainted, but were probably not really friends by that time. Regardless, he went out of his way via cell phone discussions and my intermittent internetting at Starbucks to help a brother out.

Almost immediately after losing power, he kept me appraised of my competition and rallied support for my campaign. I'm not going to bore you with all the details, but without his assistance I would not have been fortunate enough to become PotUS. Arguably, I had a great two terms, building on the success of Blank Keating and Cerb, under the strategic watch of Vanek26. I know I made some mistakes, but I think my two terms were pretty fun and productive. I seem to recall wiping someone, but who it was escapes me now...

synchronicity - an apparently meaningful coincidence in time of two or more similar or identical events that are causally unrelated

Fast forward to another annoying little Hurricane named Isaac. This little guy knocked out Henry's power this time and caused me to FAIL in my latest attempt to run for PotUS. I'm sure there are those that are very thankful. And I know there are some that think Henry played me. And you know what, I don't give a f---. Why? Because things have a funny way of working, out, that's why. Real Life demanded more of my time and I would've been a pretty crappy PotUS this time around.

Take what you will from how Henry plays this little game, but if you keep in mind it is a game and have fun, that is really all that matters. I'm sure it feels good once in a while, Relorian, to tear him up. Enjoy. Just think of how many opportunities you will have with him as PotUS.



Elect Henry Arundel as your next PotUS and let the good times roll.



HAIL AMERICA!
HAIL BRAZIL!
HAIL POLAND!
HAIL SPAIN!
HAIL CTRL!



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