Vote for Me, Please

Day 1,434, 19:45 • Published in Egypt Ireland • by 10.1.13.5.19

Hello Egypt,

Hello Egypt,

My name is James. I was your friend, we went to high school together, what you don't remember? Oh well, I'm running for Middle Egypt in Congress, waitswitch that. I'm running for Congress in Middle Egypt. If you have a vote, please use it to vote for me.

I'll shake your hand, kiss your baby, kiss your wife, anything to get my fellow citizens to vote for me.

-I'm active.
-I'm not impulsive.
-I'm fair to all.
-I try my best to help others.

Sincerely,
James
10.1.13.5.19

P.S. Contact me for bribes 😛