Vote for me if you like WINNING

Day 1,311, 11:17 • Published in Israel USA • by Aeroner



Hello eIsrael.

Now you may ask, why should you vote for me instead of all the other candidates?


It's quite simple really. After I've jacked up on tiger blood and orphan tears, but not before I shoot up some octopus piss, I really know how to get stuff done. I've been an active congressman for like, thirteen months already.

Why Aeroner, that's more than a year!

You bet your knickers it's more than a year. And I'm still not done doing stuff, so after I've been doing all that stuff for a year, I'm still ready to do all that stuff I didn't get around to stuffing.

So, that excludes your mother.

SO, to wrap it all up:

Vote for me if you like winning.

PAID AD BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORPHAN PISS.

Aeroner