Vote Feds for November Congress

Day 1,799, 14:36 • Published in USA USA • by Jetsmets


Hello America. As you have hopefully noticed, Congressional Elections are right around the corner on the 25th. And as always, the Feds are running a great slate of candidates. "But what makes them so great?" you may be asking yourself. Well it's simple. The Federalist Party represents honesty, activity, and integrity.



Honesty-when a Federalist party member says that they're going to do something, they do it. We don't walk around making empty promises just to gain your vote. We don't make up lies to make other Parties or players look bad. We run on our own merit because we have what it takes to run this great eNation.

Activity-when players fill out the Form to run for Congress under the Fed Party banner they don't just automatically get accepted. They undergo a background check to make sure that they aren't a PTOer or an inactive player. All the Federalist party candidates are the best of the best. They are the players who log in every day and make sure that the country runs smoothly and efficiently.

Integrity-Unlike some other parties *Cough*AFA*Cough*, the Federalist party only has the best interests of America and her allies at heart. We don't accept bribes, we don't launch rouge proposals, and we follow proper Congressional Rules and Procedures. If you vote for the Federalist Party on the 25th, you can rest assured that we will be productive and that we won't sell out and hand our government over to America's enemies.

If you want to know exactly who you're voting for, here is the list of the Federalist candidates for November. Feel free to message any of them with any questions or concerns that you may have.

Molly Emma
BigCDizzle
Fingerguns
Duncan Crowe
AlexJ1890
Malarkey83
Bunny toaster
Kara Beth
Slade Cash
Harry W. Hill
Jetsmets
Dennis McVicker
logamac
5440
OneTakeTony
General Robert Lee
George Armstrong Custer
Talio Extremist
Ulysses101164
Sozo

A very Proud/Horny list of fine candidates

If you are feeling especially Proud/Horny after reading this article please join the Federalist Party and experience our awesomeness for yourself. Also sign up on the Fed Party Forums.

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If you still aren't convinced to vote for the Federalist Party, vote for one of the other legitimate parties, including the American Military Party, United States Worker's Party, or We The People. Please DO NOT vote for the American Freedom Alliance. They only wish to see America under the tyranny of Serbia, Hungary, Bulgaria, and other enemies of America.

EDIT: Big thanks to whoever bought me all these votes. Feels good to have a Top 5 article