Vote Brodie For Northern Ireland
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by mr. brodie
I am here to win your vote. I will do this through the truth of politics and via pictures of cheap sluts.
She'll be voting Brodie - will you? You better, or you'll make her cry. We don't want that, do we?
This previous month has been epic. Epically crap. We need change, and we need it now! I can and will bring that change! Lower taxes, Q5 hospitals, making sure our Q5 DS doesn't get stolen, etc, etc.
I'm the 2nd highest ranked member within Northern Ireland, who is running for congress. That says something. I'm awesome. I will tell you what you want to hear. You want independence from the UK? I'll say that I can get you it. You want no taxes? I'll say I can get you that as well. You want free gifts? I could give you free gifts.
Vote Brodie if you want this country to get back to it's glory days.
Now onto my previous experience:
12 terms congressman
8 terms PP
Battle Hero
General
MoW
uMoE
Lord
General Manager
I've done pretty much everything this game has to offer.
We need an experienced congressman, and that's what I am. You can trust me to do everything in my power for the good of this country.
This country need more fun. I will implement this. I will use every single penny of funding I receive from the government for you, the people of this great region!
Also: If you still don't think I'm awesome enough, here's a video of me earlier:
So remember! Tomorrow is elections day. Click on "The People's Communist Party" and then scroll down to "Mr. Brodie".
Miley is on her way to the election box now. Meet her there 😉
I thank you, and look forward to you vote.
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if thats miley cyrus isn't she 16 years old....
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but voted anyway.
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>if thats miley cyrus isn't she 16 years old....
Yea, she's not actually voting, she's just there to support me 😁
What happened to UKRP?
You forgot to add walking away from a presidential election, abandoning a party and a nation and conspiring with a PTO group to your impressive list of acheivements.
To be fair - Brodie is active and has some good ideas about the game and would probably stick around for a while.
>What happened to UKRP?
I didn't want to steal one of there active guys seats, so I thought, I may as well go to a party which'll give me a chance.
Alfa: I chose to side with the best guys at the time. Unfortunately you didn't, and that's why Korean only has 1 region now. Funny stuff really.
The best guys at the time! - You mean the one's who got us invaded by eChina?
The guys that trolled forums and articles?
The guys that wanted to burn the country? (from irc logs, the same irc channel they you were on laughing at your old 'friends' as they attempted to rectify the damage you caused.)
If we could split you in two and have one guy with your plans, ideas and intelligence and the other with your judgment, morals and dedication - then the Congress would be getting a helluva representative if they voted in that first guy.
p.s eSK re-took those regions from eChina and is now in the process of 'Union' with Japan.
They were better than PowerSweden. He tried to leave half way through his term anyway.
I wouldn't have won, so I supported the ones that were less likely to ruin the country.
I wasn't "friends" with any of the GOONs, I spoke to them via IRC though, as it was the best way to sort the whole issue out ;_;
Seemed the smartest things to do, I left them once I joined the UK army.
Ah well, it gave me something to do for a month, so it's all good 😁
Who needs party loyalty when you can have pictures of scantily clad babes?
UKRP, TUP, PCP - what's the difference?
Oh and a vid of a skinny guy dressed in pre-WW2 shorts and a rubber ball! Sure beats having a serious manifesto!
mr. brodie is no longer a congress member.