Vote Arjay Phoenician for President of the Pindonga Nacionalista!

Day 1,116, 21:41 • Published in Bolivia Bolivia • by Arjay Phoenician


Nope, you heard it right. Arjay Phoenician is running for president of the Pindonga Nacionalista. The biggest and baddest party in Bolivia, the first and most prominent of the pro-Argentine PTO parties. That’s the one. I just joined the party and put myself up as a candidate.

The very first thing I will do as party president (and yes, I’m very confident I can not only win, but I can win without multi’s) is change the damn name of the party. I refuse to lead a party with a name that translates into English as Prostitute Nationalist. Odds are I will turn it into an English-speaking party. A couple of articles ago, I did announce the creation of the Bolivian English-Speaking Organization (BESO), and this party would be the perfect vehicle for such a group to influence Bolivian politics. It will allow me to have some control over who gets into Congress, ensuring those who run are not thieves who see our treasury as Argentina’s piggy bank, but truly have Bolivia’s best interests at heart. It will also mean the current president, seba-geek, will have to find a new party if he wants to run for re-election.

This is not a joke. This is a legitimate run for party president. I plan to run a serious campaign, using my voice, my talents, my connections, and my money to win.

I don’t buy into the belief that the Pindonga are invincible. They are a punk PTO group, that’s all they are. They don’t intimidate me, and they shouldn’t intimate you, no matter how much they troll the newspapers, and no matter how much trash they talk in two languages. They are thieves and do not deserve any emotion from you other than your rage. They ruined the Bolivian currency, then donated a quarter million BOBs to Argentine accounts. They are braggarts and manipulators. These aren’t people you should fear; they’re people you should kick to the curb.

Voting for Arjay in this election is a start toward pushing them out of the country. Not a big push, but a push in the right direction. Should the Pindonga lose their primary party, that’s at least a solid kick in the balls, and at the end of the day, won’t it feel good to force their testicles up into their stomachs, at least once?

If you have questions about this campaign, if you wish to be part of it, if you just want to call me an egomaniac looking for attention, give me a PM, I’d be delighted to hook up with you.