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Recently after a massive butthurt a small virus of eireland spread from Ireland to euk. Named MrConway this virus was deemed harmless by eUk doctors as according to them he was just your normal ass licking virus and wouldn't attack the host.

A general sigh of relief after this fact even lead them to appoint this virus to congress and so this buttlicking virus spread to the euk congress where many a slosh slosh could be heard as the boys and girls of eUk decided what country to attack next with papa Poland.

After a few months this virus saw that all his licking never lead to anything and so made the sad journey home where he was given a heroes welcome by the Irish government as many of them had been developing ass blisters from sitting on the same seats in government too long. Seanan had a particular bad case and even invited the virus into the Irish Army where he also had many blisters due to sitting on the seat MU commander of the IA from the period before time.

In cabinet there was even players who didnt refer to their real names anymore such as Appleman. He became very anger at krakken kurgan for their disrespect to the orc member Appleman and promised to have a good chat with him as of course MOF or as he secretly termed himself Minister of Effin [up the finances]. Sweetie who was then CP became dewie eyed as he saw the virus walk behind them slosh sloshing about. By some weird accident of nature sweetie became known as a guru that could be attributed to that one night near dublin when he returned from a fishing trip and had way to many to drink and started writing a weird article about fishing and then remembered everything not related to eRep was spam so added some economics stuff he read on the bus that morning in Dublin.

Anyways the eYukkie viruses got quite jealous about this MrConway and so followed him here from eLondon. Upon their arrival they was met by a heroes welcome by the eIreland government. Many many ass blisters did you miss that part.

Their leader big ant had high hopes of taking over their host and infecting the eUk from the side. As he promoted the campaign "Blokes they will never expect an attack from the side. You know how we always arose from the bottom and then they step on us now we will make an effort from the side". the eYukkies commented and voted on each and every article. Actually they was previously so long in the eUk governement they forgot about the technical details such as congress, Cp elections and Political parties. Their plan was to comment and vote their comments and articles to the top and then take over their host this way. Actually their leader big ant in many nights of drunken stupor by mistake would nominate himself for CP and even managed to get elected cause all the eUk at that time was worried about was using the word bollocks in as many arguments as possible, eating spotted dick(cause it sounded massively royal the next day) old chap i had me a plate of spotted dick, oh say its not so Nigel, yes , yes and it was plenty tasty :guff guff guff (english people cant really laugh), and drinking warm pissy beer and beating up on people that shouted for other football teams(what was that about ManU dad seems you been forgetting the previous broken jaw incident). Anyway this merry bunch would spot the name big ant on the polls and vote for him as he seemed a very funny chap for selecting such a funny name .
Luckily there was no opponents named spotted dick on the polls or he would still be president. Then for some reason a beautiful maiden named IanKeers started writing articles about being bullied on the interwebs by bigants etc. Actually some reports now has it that she was referring to big pants but anyway drunken stupors and such.. They started to hate this big ant fella they started to remember that usually they used the word bollocks more when he wrote articles they voted the fair maiden with the flaxen black hair into parliament .

Then eYuks became massively peeved didnt they ass lick an extraordinary amount of drunken asses each month and laugh politely at spotted dick jokes. No this could not be true argghhh they swarmed around the maiden and wanted to destroy her. She used cunning arguments to destroy their attacks. They spread to Ireland to cause a mild toe infection that would later destroy the rest of eUk.

As pointed out the eYukkies knew nothing about politics anymore all they knew about was big smiles and 40 eYuk viruses smiling at you at once although impressive did not meant that you would appoint them to the parliament. Actually it became kinda impossible after Seanan 20 th term and Applemans 15th as their asses permanently fused to the chairs. They actually walk with their chairs on their asses everywhere. This of course leads to any candidate for CP being handed a list of "the Cabinet and perma chairs" Plato also changes any candidates article that mentions any other player for these positions as in his words it would be quite unbecoming for a player to be sitting on Seanan or Appleman fo a whole month.

The eYukkies started listlessly licking and anyone who appreciates a good ass lickin like seanan will tell you that a good ass licking require an excited tempo.

Therefore they returned to eUk where they are apparently now licking poles. Telephone poles and electricity poles per accident( poor Dennis 🙁)