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Greetings fellow citizens,
There are days that make you proud to be a citizen of your country. Today is one of those days. Alaska has been returned to us by a well fought (easier than expected) battle. The USA leaders have managed to return all land to us that is rightfully ours. Congratulations to all my fellow citizens as we have achieved much in the past two weeks. The Western Hemisphere is under our control again. Never again shall we let the Huns enter our turf. This is America...will stay America...and will always be a land for freedom. It's a great day to be an American!