Venetia Carlton for Congress - Mpummm, she's good.
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by Venetia Carlton
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Hey there boys and girls,
I understand that there are tonnes of these flying around this time of the month so I'm going to waste as little of your precious time of the amount of precious time you waste on eRepublik as possible, and am definitely not going to make this tl;dr - 'cause that doesn't help anyone. The message of this manifesto, article, whatever you want to call it is pretty basic: Vote for Me. Which you should do. If you're in the lovely region with the unfortunate unpronounceable name, Mpumalanga. Don't vote for me if you're not in Mpumalanga because you can't.
Why?
Well, if you're not already convinced know this:
- I'm awesome
- I waste an inordinate amount of time on eRep. And the forums. And the IRC.
- I use words like inordinate. Properly.
- I'm dedicated to public service.
- I'm awesome.
- I'm a member of the SAGP and therefore pledge to donate 80% of winnings to the RBSA.
- I'm awesome.
- I'm a one-time Senator in eAustralia
- I'm an intelligence officer in South Africa.
- I'm awesome.
Pretty good list of reasons, right? You know why? Because I'm awesome. And modest.
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Vote for me. Please.
Vote Venetia because she's awesome. And modest.
Good luck Venetia. Your former squad in Aus says you were awesome.
good luck Venetia.
I to use words like inordinate, just not teh right way.
oh & Goold luck Venetia
If nothing else, vote for her so we can have a women in congress and people can stop making gay jokes about "Closed Chambers".
But seriously, she's awesome.
you are modest
yup she convinced me she is awesome, i think its because i read between the lines 😉
good luck