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so i come home and find the my dog aka duke has ate all of the valentines chocolate that was left out in my room, and he had gotton sick and crapped all over my bed, may i remind you this is not funny, and this true, what sort of sick person would make this up, but as i was saying he had crapped everywheres, and surprisigly he was okay and he didnt die from the amount of choclate he had ate, morale of the story is dont leave choclate out on valentines day!!