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Vacation Getaway! ............ Act Now!

You need to book this soon as possible as not only is ammo hard to find I'm afraid we may run out of Aussies too once the word gets out!

A Aussie cruise package that departs from Auckland.

The cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the cruise ship. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days).

The ship itinerary is to sail up and down the coast of Tasmania waiting to get attacked by Aussies. Here are some package details:

$800.00 US/per day double occupancy M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5..56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95 Ak-47 Rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95 Barrett 20M-107 .50 cal sniper Rifle rental $55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95 Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

RPG's are $75.00 each and $200.00 for 3 standard loads "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

Meals are not included "MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"

They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad.

"We guarantee that you will experience at least two attack attempts by Aussies or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a attack? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Tasmania. If an attempted Attack does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 2.04 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Tasmania. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Reserve your package before November 23, 2010 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."

Here are a few testimonials:

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"
Lars,
Otago

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun.
AUSSIES - 0 PASSENGERS - 32
Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"
Ned,
Canterbury

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM.
Don't worry about getting shot by Aussies as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"
"Chopper Dan" Auckland

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded Aussie eaten by sharks--This is a must do cruise.

Sam, Wellington.