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The Freudian Slip Version 2.0



Many moons ago the Freudian Slip was an iconic eUK newspaper with a cool name. No one has ever said that but here at TFS HQ we like to think that this is true.

Recently The Freudian Slip has been out of publication, with only the twice-a-year Boblo Awards keeping its memory alive.

Today that all changes.

Today we bring you: The Freudian Slip Version 2.0

You may ask: Why bring back an old, defunct paper?

You may well query: Haven't the times moved on?

Well, TFS has moved with the times.

We are a modern paper for modern people with modern porn fetishes.

We redundantly add decimal places to whole numbers.

We cater to the modern man with his limited attention span.

You wont find big, complicated words like 'verbose' and 'chlamydia' in this newspaper.

And we don't use the archaic walls of text that are paragraphs.

We try and condense 5 articles into one. A one stop shop for all the daily news.

We always try to replace old fashioned terms like, 'The Unity Party' with hip new terms that resonate, like 'Team Temujin'.

We cover a politicians personality, not dry boring policy

We bold key words so skim readers can see our key points.

We are short and concise.

We are The Freudian Slip.

This is our promise.

A modern paper for modern times.

We hope you enjoy our renewed editorial style.

Modern.

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Presidential Elections Looming!



Our great leader Temujin is stepping down as president. A new president will be elected, but few have stepped forward to take the mantle.

Thomas765 is the early frontrunner.

But will Team Temujin be willing to become Team Thomas?

That is the burning political issue in this election.

Team Thomas sounds very mundane.

But perhaps what we need right now is a mundane, no frills leader?

This writer thinks that might just be the case.

But What about his policy?

So far only his foreign policy has been unveiled.

He says he might get back Ireland. That is a radical promise, and one this paper promises to hold him to.

He also wants to join ONE. Our stance is that if Thomas wants to join ONE he can join but he can join on his own. He is a big boy now and he doesn't need UK to hold his hand every time he wants to join an alliance. That is not how a president behaves. That is not what Temujin would do. What will he do next? Ask us to go to the toilet with him?

So, Thomas looks weak in requesting to join ONE, but promises no less than conquering Ireland once and for all!

How will UKRP respond?!

TFS will provide all the latest coverage of what promises to be a dramatic election.

Stay tuned for our big election preview later this week!
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The Freudian Slip strives to be more than just a good newspaper.
We want to transform journalism.
That is why we have a visionary new 'comments' section, where you can add YOUR opinion to the article.
It is almost as if YOU are a writer for the Freudian Slip.
YOU can be part of the article.
Is TFS2.0 sexy and exciting?
Is Thomas too boring to be president?
Should we go to the toilet with Thomas?
Will letting readers leave comments catch on and transform online journalism?
Send us your views on all this and more in our visionary 'comments section'!