V for Victory: Vote V to Victory

Day 1,931, 21:23 • Published in USA USA • by Vanek26

I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me in the primaries, I will do my best to make you guys proud. As many of you probably know, I won the USWP, AMP, and We the People primary, making me the unity candidate for President of the United States, so I ask for all Americans’ votes tomorrow, March 5th.

Tomorrow starts a new chapter of our long and storied history, and I hope that at the end we all agree that the country is better off than where we started. I look forward to getting to work as soon as possible on all the challenges facing our nation.

Once President Killah’s administration has been removed and executed, mine will clean off the blood and start working. Luckily, rainy sunday will survive as she is staying on. I think the entire nation will agree that we are lucky to have her alive for yet another month.

All kidding aside, I’d like to thank John’s team for working hard all month. Yesterday we finally got a breakthrough with the Taiwan war and are currently storming the beachhead. While at this point I’m bored and would rather end the war, I also enjoy completion, so if we manage to win, I’ll return Taiwanese regions and make a peace deal after South Korea is freed.

I'd also like to thank Jefferson Locke for a nice clean campaign, the way all these should be.



Two final notes before I leave you today. First, MU surveys will be sent out over the next few days. Either Vice President Largo or SoD Cromstar will be handling it, or both. Who knows.

Secondly, Mr. Popo would like to tell you the Pecking Order.

So make sure you get out and vote, or you’ll have to answer to Mr. Popo. Thanks once again America!



Vanek