USWP ; doing it right.
Princefigs
Cerb was still heartbroke over Agent Washington's rejection of him, so , he decided to go stare at the ocean in solitude. I crept up on him though:
Sad Cerb is sad
Cerb wouldnt listen to reason and come party with the rest of us, so, Colin, Laxsnor, ElmieJr, Agent Washington, LexLuthor1, DisDick, Speedcat, Hadrian X and I decided to hit the club until the fight came about.
Yeah...this is how USWP rolls
Colin_Lantrip decided to come hang with us, so automatically, we knew that getting into the VIP was the only way to go. Being the legend he is, Colin_Lantrip made it happen. He whipped out his credit card and told us the night was on him.
Representing money
So there we were, chillin in VIP drinking ourselves senseless when Lexluthor1 decided to go to the dance floor...against our advise...
Yeah.....
After about an hour and a half of drinking and partying, I decide to go out and pick something up....instead, I end up with three hotties in the clubs VIP hot tub.
Admittedly, I settled for these three...didnt fell like pimpin'
Just then, Cerb comes busting into the hot tub area in a panicked state. I calm him down and ask whats up. He cracks open his cellie and shows me the phone pic he just took of Agent Washington and IanJohnLockeIV making out.
Cerb caused a big scene and screwed up the night for everyone. As fate would have it though, just then, the Indos attacked California and we all had something else to focus on.
Stay tuned for more....
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Comments
Cerb is Asian?
I will hurt you... Just give me until the 21st....
nice, voted
nice \o/
lol @LexLuthor1
OOH I cant wait!! I wanna see what I look like 😛
Lawl
Figs, there used to be someone who published a TMZ newspaper here in eRep. You have a future in this shit.