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USA v Ireland:How it happened

Day 3,773, 08:40 • Published in USA Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

Once there was a little fat kid called Merica

In fact he was so fat all the stronker kids beat him up.

But he wanted to play still

So one day he decided to take on a little croatian kid

but the little croatian homeless kid gave him a massive hiding as he was used to fighting for his daily bread.

and then Merica's friends helped him from the little croatian kid who went to Merica because he saw an easy meal ticket for the rest of his life or whilst Merica got lunch money.

But little Merica still wanted to play with someone so it decided it would take on a country with a massive population of 50 players.

Because of reasons.

the end

Comments

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,773, 08:42

or why?

Alphabethis Day 3,773, 08:45

The story would improve if you used rectangles instead of balls.

Mister Y Day 3,773, 11:13

Training war I hope. But cool pictures.

aimeisan Day 3,773, 12:34

You didn't ask and didn't say a word about you want TW in Ireland.

Mister Y Day 3,773, 12:45

Sorry, I always thought we were friends with Ireland.

King Trito Fisher Day 3,773, 14:10

The imperialistic regime of Gnilraps et. al is not "Friends' with anyone

Seanan Day 3,774, 04:18

Mister Y, you are a friend. But ya government still didn't ask for a TW.

Alfa UKSF Day 3,773, 15:06

Governments are under pressure to have wars. Sadly you were the easiest/smallest neighbour they could get away with forcing a TW on with little concern.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,774, 14:48

uhmm all of my factories are in the usa and i supply the number 1 damage mu so there wont be any war as i cant supply my soldiers then.

moomoohead Day 3,775, 16:58

Just saw this, very funny, some of your better work.

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