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USA insults Australia - Its most trusted friend gets shafted

Day 1,896, 22:24 Published in Australia Australia by Mr Crumpets

Good Evening eWorld,

For as long as anyone in this game can remember, the eUSA and eAustralia have been close allies and more importantly, closer friends.

At some stages we have been in different alliances, but never squared off at each other, such was the mutual respect.

In 2009 when many nations ganged up on the eUSA and attempted to wipe them from the map, eAustralian soldiers in their hundreds move to the America to help the eUSA defend it's soil.

Later that year it was paid back in kind, when the eUSA teamed up with EDEN to free Western Australian from the evil clutches of eIndonesia.

So naturally, when the eUSA was making moves to join CoT, eAustralia started moving it's stack to stay allies with our best friends.

This was a MASSIVE CALL by eAustralia, as becoming Pro-CoT meant forgiven eChile and eIndonesia who have both occupied us for long periods of time that no American has ever had to face.

Of late there has been tension between eAustralia and eChile over the treaty. Mainly this was due to eArgentina starting RWs, which included a successful one in Tasmania that the Aussies did not want.

At the same time, eIndonesia had been demanding Western Australia off the Aussies for NOTHING!

Then Ronell the former PTOer of eSouth Africa, the woman responsible for the eAustralia/eNew Zealand Training War going astray leading to eChile's invasion of our country, gets into the ear of the new eChile Government claiming we breached the treaty and they should NE us!

All of this from New Zealand, Indonesia and Chile countries we are supposed to be becoming allies with, all looking to screw us over.

However, we held out hope. Brazil had been a former enemy, but handed back eAustralia our $200,000 treaty bond on the 20th of Janunary finding that we honoured the treaty with eChile.

Plus to our the great relief, the eUSA was a co-signatory to the treaty. Our best friend was there for back-up in a war or to help negotiate if things got tricky...


The eAustralia Parliament has been rocked to the core to discover that a meeting was held about the treaty by CoT, eChile, eBrazil and our so-called best friend the eUSA.

Based on one sided information, most of it from the spin of the former PTOer of eSouth Africa Ronell and with NO eAustralian diplomat present they came to the conclusion to support Chile in its NE of eAustralia.


The citizens of eUSA once awarded (what about about to award to them) the following award to eIndia for allowing eSerbia to pass through their land to Asia about a year or two again.

It has not been awarded since, but I feel the eUSA for what it just did to its best friend and ally eAustralia thoroughly deserves this...


P.S. "Hey TWO... got room for another country?"

Mr Crumpets
Founder, Senator and Party President of the Green and Gold Party


Mr Crumpets
Mr Crumpets Day 1,896, 22:25

Dick Move of the Year eUSA

Arthur the Elitist Cole
Arthur the Elitist Cole Day 1,896, 22:31

I dunno, one of my closest mates tried having sex with my sister while in the same room on holiday.

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,896, 22:32

wow sack whoever gave you that information. USA have been on the Aus side of the RW since they got involved.

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,896, 22:35

oh I misread, yes there was a meeting. But when it came time to engage in the battle USA did the right thing.

Itelat Day 1,896, 22:36

i'm looking forward to how this goes

DraimAlexander Day 1,896, 22:41

Larni: I know a bunch of US cits are fighting for us right now but sadly they definitely had fighting for Chile as the #1 priority at least at the start. I've been told that has changed but they still actually appear to have it as the latest orders for civilians ( )

Mr Crumpets
Mr Crumpets Day 1,896, 22:56

I have no doubt there will be a large number of eUSA citizens (our friends) outraged by what their Government did.

I hope the CP of the eUSA can explain their decisions to eAustralia and their own eUSA citizens.

Reserve the decision and help protect a great friendship.

A Rock Star in Tanzania
A Rock Star in Tanzania Day 1,897, 23:09

the eUSA government is sh*t now

scottty the NUKE
scottty the NUKE Day 1,897, 23:14

Fingerguns has got the wrong idea. I wish they would provide logs to back what they're saying.


Mikhail Alexander
Mikhail Alexander Day 1,897, 23:15

I'm disappointed in the USA. I thought they'd know better but to backstab allies but it seems not, this game is just a big game of Diplomacy, they don't care who gets in their way as long as they get what they want in the end, global domination. USA, I hope you can explain yourselves because you won't be able to lie your way out of this one.

Ntaikos Day 1,897, 23:25

All starts when you feel that you are superior.
Internal conflicts will happen inside CoT for bonuses and new alliances will arise.
eUSA suffers from self-definition at the moment.

Alliances may change but people stay the same. Look for the ones that you can have them at your side.

Al hikmah khairi rizal
Al hikmah khairi rizal Day 1,897, 23:30

Poor aussies

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,897, 23:34

oh the official orders haven't been updated. ok fair call. But yeah USA (last I heard) are following through on the agreed treaty enforcement which means they have to side with eAus regardless of anything else.

Arfman Day 1,897, 23:38

Dude, where's my country?

Archfeldspar Day 1,897, 00:06

Henry the VIIIth should be rolling over at the thought.

All eCitizens should unite and attack ePlato and his "50% of the staff who play"; In this manner a forcing ePlato to think of fixing the ruined V1 economic module, once he and his 50% paid staff who play have no economy to speak of.

Come one. come all!

Jack Lantos
Jack Lantos Day 1,897, 00:23

they updated their orders, no longer listed the battle

Ranger Bob
Ranger Bob Day 1,897, 00:50


Whassup USA? You were cool once, bro's...

Christopher Edwards II
Christopher Edwards II Day 1,897, 01:11

Voted and subscribed.

Manrod78 Day 1,897, 01:40

yeah sure, it's all a world conspiracy against you ! You are starting to sound like the eArgies.
Ever spend a second in order to maybe realize you did something wrong? Like the fact you have been breaching the treaty? Guess not... (except a few sincere countrymen of yours I know and I will not list here)

We have granted you so much credit and goodwill over the last weeks, and you have been kicking this or missinterpreting it as a "weakness" and playing smart@ss. You thought you could fool the silly and naive "lamas" or "alpacas" like you call eChileans now and then? Well, wrong thought: Now pay the consecuences.

Arthur the Elitist Cole
Arthur the Elitist Cole Day 1,897, 03:11

(know and I will not list here)) because you don't have any names of credible aussies.

Mr Crumpets
Mr Crumpets Day 1,897, 03:20

Manrod78 - Face it... Chile is losing regions, you see us as an easy target for resources, so you pick on us again.

If Chile was concerned about the breach, why wasn't Australia brought into that discussion with CoT, Brazil and USA to put our case forward?

Xavier Griffith
Xavier Griffith Day 1,897, 03:33

MC, leaving us out of the discussions was bad but I don't think the USA deserves this.

Manrod, eChileans have been calling us Kangaroos for months, you point about the llamas and alpacas is what? Insulting to you? Sorry, but if your going to name call you have to at least expect it back, and yes google translator does translate kangaroo just fine.

I'm not going to get into the rest. USA, COT and Brazil left us out of the discussions, had we been included some of the information you where given may have been explained or corrected, when you work on half a story, you get half an answer.

alimilano Day 1,897, 03:38

this is end of comedy...USA was main reason why most of eAus politicians change mind over night and become proCOT

UANAHS Day 1,897, 03:48

v s

Petsku Day 1,897, 04:05

Never trust americun*s..

Quintus Modius
Quintus Modius Day 1,897, 04:17

I like the part where you ignore the fact that Australia broke the treaty with Chile, thereby forcing the United States to get involved.

But hey... selective facts for the win!

Iscay Day 1,897, 04:18

It was clear from the begining, CoT helped Chile, they won, Chile ows 15.000.000 cc to mercs etc, CoT didnt stand forever in that chilean imperialist extravaganza. Chile was left to its fate. Argies came from vacations, started to kick chilean asses as ever, chileans needs soil and resources. The treaty was not important to them. I know it was important for aussies because they have honor and some innocence. But for chile... It was a matter of time to break it up. They know that they cant stand against argies alone. Eventually they will return. They are knocking.

Then let them full you.

Lord TJ
Lord TJ Day 1,897, 05:17

This article is bad form CH.

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,897, 09:13

One thing that should be introduced in every tutorial is that the eUS has no friends. You can go out of your way to help them, they can do the same if they feel like it, but no other Country has flip-flopped more on their "allies" in the game. Smaller countries may not have the population, but we remain loyal to our friends. The US has population and power, and throws it's friendships out the window every time it starts a new chapter.

Video Jack
Video Jack Day 1,897, 10:05

It's our eAussie girls; they all look so hot. Everyone wants to do the d*ck move on them.

Wisho Day 1,897, 17:33

mmmm , Mr Crumpets mmmm your name sounds familiar mmmmm
Oh yeah!!!!, now i remmember. You are the one who support all the RW against chile, against the NAP, and you are complaining now.

Icetek Day 1,897, 18:23

Say goodbye to South Africa and India pretty soon too.

Manrod78 Day 1,897, 18:27

Mr Xavier, you dare to apear here?
So did the deal with def0 work out for now? Just let us know... xD

Be a patriot and resign your current office...let honest people get to rebuild eAustralia again, even if it is with TWO or other opposite alliances to CoT (at least we would know, what we are facing then)
Thanks to you and many of your serpents you have gained eRep fame and crown of most false nations ingame. Gosh... you are even surpassing your eArgentinian masters in this art!


For anybody else not informed yet, get your facts here:

Binda33 Day 1,897, 19:02

Facts Manrod? lol

SONETA CELL Day 1,897, 21:29

waiting 4u in BF. o>

Stolch Day 1,897, 21:57

Actually Serbia never passed through India, they went through Pakistan, so basically "this" spin is as good as "that" spin.

Truth of the matter is that your CP and administration have persued an agressive position choosing to disect the treaty for any posible excuses and technicalities, using them to create problems and conflicts.

In the end Chile used a technicality to render the agreement void and be done with the endless irritation. To be honest in this case Australia has nobody to blame but it's leaders ho have for populist reasons driven the country into the dirt.

In a game like this it is not only not practical but imposible to draft 100 page long "fool-proof" treaties with all posible eventualities in them. This is why it is assumed that any treaty agreed to is done so in good faith and any unforeseen problem will be deal in the same manner attempting to keep the "spirit" of the treaty. From the start this has not been the case and the ones who have precipitated this are the Australian CP and diplomats, no one else. Everyone else has been reactionary all month long.

Simply put your diplomats finally managed to push too far. Weather this was their end goal or they thought they could push more still without consequence is irrelevant this is the result.

Now the only question left is how far they're willing to dig into the ground Australia so that the next administrations will not be able to clean up the mess after them. Doesn't look good right now....

Kami Carmine
Kami Carmine Day 1,898, 00:30

Despite being a new player, I honestly think the person above me has the gist of it. XG never made an ounce of sense in this whole run, and yet still got voted in (how I don't know). Sadly, I've not been active enough to make a truly accurate call, but from all I've seen, XG and his government have been nothing but twats.

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,898, 01:12

"In the end Chile used a technicality to render the agreement void"

Unfortunately this was covered in the treaty. Chile simple decided that impeaching their CP was enough to void the treaty which it clearly was not.

BOUD1CCA Day 1,898, 02:20

"Sadly, I've not been active enough to make a truly accurate call, "
Cybercasper, I have extracted the only sensible bit from your post, and that bit I agree with.
Take the time in the game, IRC & Forum to get the facts.
Otherwise all you do is advertise your foolishness & ignorance

LanyIsLost Day 1,898, 10:11

I think there are people who know our FA team went around making clowns of themselves and eAustralia. Sadly our "diplomats" did eAustralia no favors.

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,898, 16:46

Lany, that would be Withered. The rest were not official members of the Gov, you can figure out who they were without much thought.

James Buffet
James Buffet Day 1,898, 17:06

fingerguns is the worst thing to happen to eUS, he is a piece of crap and the reason I gave up on that country

Fibonacci Day 1,898, 19:05

So nice argentinian comments, they meke me lol...

If argentinian wouldn't have RWs us fighting for you (so you wouldn't complete your pro-CoT intentions), probably things would be different. But they are to greavy and it was not convinient for them to have aussies against them... so lets make them fight against CoT. And by chance they have the option to erease us. Easy

But they're telling that us, or them, are this or that is just to much for me...
...For the next minutes

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Day 1,898, 21:19

So you admit Argentina RW'd the regions lol

The problem when people are lying is that that all need to be on the same page....

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