United Kingdom, Your King has Arrived
Day 799, 18:08
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by Jewitt
Jewitt, King of the Britons, is standing ready.
I have heard your cries; I have heard your taunts. Many have asked me to send the United States across this thing you call “the pond,” which in civilized English we call “the Atlantic Ocean,” and to attack the United Kingdom. I have done so today, as King of the Britons, answering the call of my subjects. Admin save the King!
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The President of the United States, Jewitt, King of the Britons
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First DENIED
Now what?
I STAND READY
haha, Colbert really does have a picture for everything
hilarious
Haha voted so hard o7
:-0
Yay for first page
Awsome!
Frost for prez!
YES KILL THEM ALL MUAHAHAHAHA
Evil EDEN imperialists + American Hypocrites
giggity
lol
I STAND READY
ATTACK THE UK. THANKS JEWITT!!
FOR KING AND COUNTRY I STAND READY!!
first page
Hail King Jewitt. 🙂
YEAHHHHHHHHH
boated
P.S. Can I be Queen? 😉
I stand ready to kill redcoats
win
different steven is our king, sorry dude
The US wants to be with its (former) masters 🙂
Can I be the Court Jester?
What a silly fellow this chap is. he'll undoubtedly go down in eHistory as the pretender Jewitt Blewitt!
And if you must wear Roman togs, at least put a decent pair of sandals on your smelly feet. :tongue:
Hail King Jewitt!
YAY YOU ATTACKED A REGION OF THE U----
Oh, wait. You're trying to save the Spanish. Nevermind.
Call me when you finally grow some large enough to attack the Island itself. London's quite nice, although you'll never see it.
You are actually in france, you poor people. You can probably tell because people won't understand you when you try to talk to them. Oh, wait. That's the same in the UK, isn't it?
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cosplay?
About time.
Now isn't this the bomb diggity.
@Tur😛 Been hearing that for how long, again?
Your attack is a diversionary tactic.
It is failing. But thanks for training our noobs some more and wasting all that delicious gold. Keep up the good work!
Ha HA hA ha Ha HA hA ha
"King" of the Britons in Roman outfit.
Are you shure you didn't want to attack Italia?
LOL
And yeah, Jewitt of the Rome, find some sandals 😃
As a Belgian, I stand ready to support the new King of the Britons.
\o/ UK time for a sweet little revenge
In their usual style the Yanks turn up late and they can't get to grips with the map. You landed in france not the uk. -face palms-
act more, talk less, plz...
not voted cause it is boring
Muahaha! Can you swim? Learn it!
vote
Fail Brittania o/
Someone needs a geography lesson.
So you found the button?
Poor article...Glad to see that you know what is "the pond" called, but you again proved how Yanks fail in geography even more then in attacking. My "king" in the gay outfit, you are in France.
I wasn't aware that Steven has such sexy legs 🙂
You missed us!
Found the button... but lost the map!