Understandable surrender of Croatia, Bulgaria, Venezuela and Spain

Day 3,054, 15:14 • Published in Netherlands Poland • by Shawtyl0w

Dear reader, 

This is a special issue regarding the understandable surrender of our enemies.

Erepublik Labs has announced their new update from which we as a small country greatly benefit. All damage output will be devided by the number of active fighters of each country. Yes! Our small country will become great again. With just a handfull of active fighters our damage output will be devided by a little amount while countries like Croatia, Burgaria, Venezuela and Spain will see their output devided by a much greater number.

We've been approached by giant sea turtles and talking sealions from Narnia saying that on behalf of these countries they will surrender to our little army. Of course we offered them a seat at the dinner table, served them pancakes and drank some good old Heineken beer to celebrate this moral victory. We agreed to a non agression pact and send them back in the water to deliver our answer with a box of Belgian chocolate and freshly baked scones from England, we recently aquired in Flanders and London.


What I'm saying is..

April Fools!


Erepublik lab already fixed the difference of power when it comes to numbers.. They called it "Combat Order". You should know this you've all been fighting for it 🙂

Have a nice day everyone!

Of yeah before I forget.. The easter bunny told me you will not actually have a nice day without seeing some of these..



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Shawtyl0w