Uncomfortable
Dogpyle
Hey y'all. Welcome to a midweek special edition of Dogpyledriver. Maybe you noticed the newspaper name change, maybe you didn't. But rest assured, it was perfect timing for this article. So, no pics, no BS, just Dogpyle. Come and take a walk with me.
Uncomfortable
When I first got the idea for this article from Nyx Lynx (thanks, yo), I had in mind some crazy idea about God knows what. The usual half baked, mindless drivel you have come to expect from me, I suppose. Funny thing, every time I tried to write it, it would come out sideways, or upside down, or back asswards. I'd give up after awhile, throw it back in the bin, and forget about it. Then I'd get another great idea, pull it out, dust it off, give it a nudge or two, realize it still wasn't going anywhere, and back in the bin.
Well, here we are again. Only this time, I realized why I couldn't write it before. See, I'm going through some crazy s**t in Real Life right now. My world has been flopped on it's side and kicked in the ribs by a run away train. Right now Dear Reader, I am uncomfortable. Like I have never been before. I am caught in the middle of the worst moment of my life, and what could possibly be the best moment of my life. Those two moments are crashing against each other like two massive storm fronts, each vying for domination, and I am stuck in the tornado that they have created.
Somebody that has become very close to me, has gotten caught up in this vortex as well. You can call it puppy love, infatuation, maybe it's the real deal, or maybe in your case, it's that unbreakable bond between two lifelong bros. Whatever you call it, we've all been there at least once, or hope to be at some point in our lives. And when you get there... Damn. You find that it can be an uncomfortable place to be. Doesn't seem right, does it? You should be the happiest you have ever been, and yet... There's the butterflies, that ache in your chest, the restless sleep... You start to wonder; should I have said that? You start to question; is this for real? You don't know if it's heads or tails.
Another thing about this moment that we've all been in (and if you haven't, I truly hope it finds you someday), is it makes you question yourself. Am I good enough for this person? Can I do right by this person? Am I smart enough? Attractive enough? Strong enough? Soft enough? Am I the right person? What if I can't live up to the expectations? What are the expectations? Do they even feel the same way? Am I coming on too strong? Am I not coming on strong enough? Should I do this? Should I do that? Even in it's infancy, this feeling can make you downright uncomfortable.
If you have never felt this way, I'll bet you're wondering why in the heck would anybody ever want too? Oh, man. If only I could explain it. This is the stuff that builds skyscrapers. This is the stuff that legends are built upon. This is the stuff that builds worlds. Beautiful, fantastic, unimaginable worlds (not like some crappy browser world we are all familiar with) that rival dreams. This is the stuff that lifetimes are built upon. The stuff that creates life and molds it into something even better. This is the stuff to die for.
My biggest problem right now, Dear Reader, is I have had to suppress certain emotions for quite a long time. Put me up on a stage, and that s**t would come roaring out (must be something to that tormented artist thing). But it wasn't enough. It never is, is it? Now that I've found somebody upon which to unleash those emotions, it's too much. It's a f**king tsunami that's devouring everything about this moment that could be great. I'm trying to stem the tide, I really am, but... Uncomfortable, I tell ya.
So what the hell do you do? If I could, I'd send a PM to Dear Dogpyle and ask his advice, but that idiot doesn't know his head from his arse two ways to Tuesday. He'd probably tell me to chillax, be cool, bro. He'd probably tell me to grab a surfboard and ride that tsunami like a rock star. In all his infinite (non) wisdom, he'd probably tell me to just let it flow. Be honest. Say what ya gotta say, and let the cards fall where they may. He'd probably tell me to apologize to that special someone for being such a psycho freak one last time and move forward. What an idiot.
So there it eRepublik. I am uncomfortable. Like I have never been before. And yet, at the same time, I have never felt more alive. And that's some true s**t, yo.
Peace, Love, and Happiness. Dogpyle out.
Comments
Plato... The full name? Please?
Oh I just read this article now. Its nice that you managed to write this and we get to see your vulnerable side. And it is perfectly OK to feel the way you do.
We often create scripts in our head which we impose upon ourselves and everything deviating from it might cause some discomfort to us. But it is our prerogative to make mistakes. We should not have guilt for either trying or not having tried. It's all a state of mind. We just have to sometimes shake ourselves up and see if what we are doing is what we really want.
And if you want something, just go for it. We have to keep pushing our limits that we impose upon ourselves. Yeah, be cool and just go sort it out your style. It is a choice that you should choose absolutely to make and not leave it to others or circumstances. Forget the discomfort, forget the embarrassment, forget awkwardness. There are more important and fun things than pride that we hold ourselves hostage to 🙂
Live free and more power to you! Deep breath and conquer the world!
Thanks Nyx.
Righteous.
I assume all of this is about a chick you are hooking up with that your current squeeze just found out about.
lol, no.
Then this could only be one other thing, and I will be writing about it shortly.
What happens at the dog park, stays at the dog park.
"So there it eRepublik. I am uncomfortable. Like I have never been before. And yet, at the same time, I have never felt more alive. And that's some true s**t, yo."
I would say take some exlax, get a good magazine and just sit on the toilet for a while. - Thats the joke answer
Real answer -
Hope the uncomfortableness eases its way out, cause your right, you can't let the tidal wave of emotions come out, might wash what you want away.
GL with it all.
I actually like your first idea. Minus the Ex-Lax
v/s
" it's that unbreakable bond between two lifelong bros." I don't judge. May you and him be very happy together. I can see being in the closet was a torment for you: " I have had to suppress certain emotions for quite a long time. Put me up on a stage, and that s**t would come roaring out " and I'm glad you've come to terms with who you are and what you want. Maybe it was reading about Othere accepting himself that did it, but whatever the case, good for you.
I was going to leave this because I've been laughing for 15 minutes and can just see the look on his face when he logs in and reads this, but can't do that, so....
"or maybe in YOUR case, it's that unbreakable bond between two lifelong bros."
Emphasis on YOUR, lol, not his. His sexuality is definitely not in question. Just his timing.
Aw, always lookin out for me. Is it any wonder I elust you?
Don't be jealous Clint. There's plenty of Dogpyle to go around.
I'm going to sum this up based on my perceptions and advise of the answer, using your own words from this article and nothing else, hope this helps:
"back asswards"
"crazy s**t in Real Life"
"kicked in the ribs by a run away train"
"I am uncomfortable."
"I am caught in the middle..."
"caught up in this vortex"
"an uncomfortable place to be"
"should I have said that?"
"is this for real?"
"Should I do this?"
"infancy"
"downright uncomfortable"
"This is the stuff that lifetimes are built upon."
"built upon"
"built"
"suppress certain emotions"
"stem the tide"
"chillax, be cool, bro"
"just let it flow"
"let the cards fall where they may"
"apologize to that special someone for being such a psycho freak one last time and move forward"
"idiot"
"do right"
"do right"
"do right"
My words make a compelling argument.
/me hands Dogpyle a comforter.... get it 😛
but srsly though, things "usually" work out as they are supposed to (though not often as you'd like), and i hope you do get comfy again
There is always at some point, a time where it feels like it's all crashing down around you... This was that point. I'm good now. Moving forward. Very cathartic, this writing stuff.
F*ck... time for a rewrite... timed out... stupid ER ordering exams while I'm trying to write...
OK, DP... I'm going to throw my 2 bits in on this one since I think you and I have way more experience in this arena than most of the kidlets around here. I have a funny feeling that you and I could reminisce for days about matters of the heart... Anyhow, I digress...
(Side note here, I had to go back and rewrite this whole damn post cuz my session timed out while writing this here at work tonight in between doing exams... Rather annoying to say the least!)
"This is the stuff that lifetimes are built upon. The stuff that creates life and molds it into something even better. This is the stuff to die for."
So yeah, I get it... This one pulls at your heart strings... I remember the first time I felt that way, just over 20 years ago, and I hesitated... I regret that to this very day... Here's the thing... If it feels right, it probably is. Typically your first instinct is not only right, but usually the best. Go for it, man. Keep me posted how things develop, but for the love of Dio, pull the trigger!!! Make yourself happy... Hell, make HER happy... Just my 2 bits...
~MV
Those are some pretty impressive bits.
Truth.
v
If it's meant to be, it will happen. Stop over thinking things, as you'll do more damage than good. Just be yourself. She wants you for you, not whoever you try to be to impress her.
good luck. ❤
If there is one thing I can say honestly say about myself, it's that I'm always me. In eRep and RL. What you see is what you get. (and I ogts it) ;P
O_o pfft and here I thought this was going to be another pointless rant about how supposedly Iron Maiden rules xD
In my opinion in my short time on this earth (30+ years) life is all about chances. Yes it can be scary or downright uncomfortable, however the not knowing is far more damaging than knowing. It may not seem as such but trust me (been down that road a few times sadly).
Without that peace of mind you will never be comfortable again.
Good luck I'm rooting for you 😃
"without that p(ie)ce of mind..."
I see what you did there.
Iron Maiden
Greatest
Band
Ever
If you think that then you are obviously helpless xD Anthrax FTW!
i have a denim jacket with the not man painted on it it my closet, signed by Scott Ian after we almost got hit by a car together crossing the street in NY outside the Beacon Theatre.
Damn that's a nice keepsake xD
Relax. Just relax and assume she's feeling the same way. Maybe you should comfort her uncomfortability in the situation, maybe that would help both of you relax about it. If it feels right, it must be right, just remember to take it all easy and DON'T FUCK IT UP
So... What you're saying is...
Lol, I don't plan too.