ULJ inspected for inhumane acts; world astonished by discovery

Day 1,236, 22:42 • Published in Japan Japan • by Fruitcommando


22:20, day 1,236. Aftershock of Chinko-Japanese war as citizens are calling it have set forth upon the Japanese community, Many rethinking their formerly disgustingly-communist views on military and turning rightfully fascist to protect their home. This has brought much glory to our fine leader Alfred Ball as he frees our remaining regions from Chinese oppressors.

But all is not well in our fair land, friends. That's right; The ULJ is at it again. They have angered world leaders once again and brought negative attention to our glorious lands, As war mongering communists from soviet russia they have never truly fit in, because of this they rebel and ruin our way of life with their communist ideals.

Today they have been caught capturing non-political citizens of eJapan and brainwashing them with soviet technology to make them into mindless drones in the loli agenda, I for one am disgusted by these events. I tried to report this earlier but I was assaulted, put in a body bag and shipped to ireland with citizenship and told to never come back or they will murder our glorious leader alfred ball. The stink of eIreland was terrible, I just couldn't stay there even for our glorious leader. As a honorable citizen of our amazing country in life or death I just couldn't stay away, I have volunteered myself to personally guard the president along with other fine citizens because of this occurrence, I assure you that he is safe under my protection.

The leader of these horrible crimes is supposedly squibeel, World Renown Romanian ptoer from the motherland; I for one think this is pure propaganda and the Romanian PTOers are outstanding citizens of our community, Sure they have pictures and video recordings of the terrible acts someone who looks like squibeel was doing but I believe squibeel is 100% clean and I stand by my dear friend to the end!

In sight of the current accusations, Squibeel has decided to step down from his post as leader of the Romanian PTO group to make it's name remain pure and just.


More news to come, Stay tuned.
-Der Kaiser FructeKommandante

(on a more serious note, Massive multi invasion in ULJ; probably a pto)