UK CANNOT INTO IRELAND LOL
Day 881, 22:00
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by Hell The Great
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
THE UNITED KINGDOM CANNOT INTO IRELAND LOZLZORLZORLORZ
- A irish.
I agree with you though: the UK cannot into ireland.
Many, many times I have read this: of course you weren't as subtle as I just was. Unfortunately however, I had to scroll outside of our top 10 articles - where is your heart guys? You could have at least tried to get your bros to help you out with votes. I give you a 1 out of 10, the 1 is for effort.
Anyway, here is why the UK will not into Irelan
😛
Reason 1
You have the best retention tools in the business
Reason 2
You have the most efficient system to ensure all of your armed forces are always at optimum wellness.
Reason 3
Oh my lord you have medium iron
In summary
We realise that your nation is basically, surrounded by people who could easily wipe you on your own: to that effect you had two options: join the USA and Canada, or join the UK. Unfortunately, you seem to have forgotten one salient fact. Regardless of alliance, no-one is stupid enough to invade you. Look at your country. It has a small economy, your prize posession is medium iron. No-one would waste their damage on taking such a small prize: let alone spend gold declaring, and then attacking you.
I know that you all think that trying to troll us will eventually mean that we will PUSH THE BUTTON LOLZOZLROZROLZROLZ, but I regret to inform you, you are incorrect. We used these tactics ourselves except we chose the one country we knew would attack a nation that was essentially worthless to them.
I am sure that one day you will try to do something, to get somewhere, under the lead of someone. However, this pipe dream that we will waste our damage, gold, time and collective effort to capture a country which is even worse than ours is never going to happen. Lets face it: the only person in the UK who wastes their time with you is me, and i'm one of the stupid ones.
jamesw
At least I can get my poorly written articles in to your top 5
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UK really can't be bothered into Ireland.
I can into Ireland 🙂
Bahahaha-hey wait a minute...
Fraidy eBrits are afraid.
Go away already.
Can the UK can into anything?
didnt think so
why did you ellect a president then who has that as one of his mission statements?
Well, the last article I wrote in your media was #1 ...
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UK ARE AFRAID OF IRELAND
The UK still cannot into Ireland
Lovin these articles jamesw 😃
Protip to the irish - if you want a country to invade, invade them first. We did with Norway and USA, and it worked.
Otherwise - troll all you want, cause we're staying put. Your ireland is useless 😃
You tell em Grainne...oh wait... 😒
Horice 😛
HAIL UK
HAIL SERBIA
HAIL PHOENIX
UK CAN INTO IRELAND 😛
UK CAN TO IRELAND 😛
lol , It Took You 6Days to come up with this ! LIKE YOU SAID you are "one of the stupid ones "
The Uk has 1 hospital region ????
UK *can* into Ireland. Eyes north, boys and girls.
Silly, silly Brits! I'm glad you're not invading because we don't want to waste our damage!
But I want to make this point: if we are so pointless to you why even bother publishing articles here. It's as if you actually care what we think!
"Maybe you, Tomazim, George Norfolk, Maddog and the rest of you bitter-mouthed, obviously amateur failers"
No recognition for the greatest of them all? ;_;
awww, Ok Joachim, give me a list of the others, they were just my favourite wee yappy dogs...tell me, you wanna make the list too?
ooook then 🙂
/me pats you on your wee head, too.
There, there...it's all gonna be ok, sweety, we see you, we know you are trying to troll too....
"who is that, trip-trapping across my bridge?"...said Joachim. 😃
😘
& lol
hahahahaha
''Lets face it: the only person in the UK who wastes their time with you is me, and i'm one of the stupid ones.''
EPIC!!!
Look, yall are the ones who said you would invade us.
Plus last time I checked the UK isnt doing to hot on resources either. Especially since Norway, lol
Yall is such an American word. Where are you from again Patton?
Hahahahahaha.... a perfect example of the change in eUK trolling strategy. All of this tripe can be summed up in a simple way:
eUK threatened to invade
eUK backed down
everyone lulz @ Glados for lieing/being a fool/tricking his electorate
Of course now that they've backed down and had their crazier trolling citizens told to stfu about invading eIreland the trolls change tac and decide that we're not even worth invading when really they want to convince us to invade coz they can't convince their own government!!!
.... in fact there were a number of eUK citizens who DID want to invade but got handed their butts on a plate, politically speaking!
Maddog even had used numbered bullet points to get his view across... there were a total of FOUR good reasons to invade. And most agreed that it would be worth invading to distract eUSA during an important battle..... and that is what will happen eventually so lets not get complacent.
Thanks Grainne, it's appreciated xxxxx
*sigh*
These Irish trolls are really putting me of Ireland.
😁 dude it's our media being trolled?!?! wtf!
"Maybe you, Tomazim, George Norfolk, Maddog and the rest of you bitter-mouthed, obviously amateur failers should go visit a wh*rehouse or something.
...
Hell, we could even arrange it for ya, if you need it."
Oh I didnt know you were in the business ..
"We just don't give a toss about ye over there, and we never have."
Finally, now can you stop posting your shitty articles in our media? kthanxbai
Btw Sean, Maddog is the only guy who seriously wants us to invade you.
😁 George you're ignoring alot of your game mechanics ignorant and imperialistic citizens if you think it's just Maddog. But so long as there are articles like this in our media after Glados' threats to invade.... I guess made without consulting the commons or anyone but Maddog, according to u anyhow😛 ...the cycle will continue....
UK cannot into their own media. GTFO, srsly.
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Consider myself slapped 😉
Thx for reporting me, btw, I consider it somewhat of an honour, having never had an FP in my life before 😃
ebrits are pissed so they went from trolling to rageing
@Dish--Wait, where is Glados from? For someone who wrote an article about how RL citizenship doesn't matter, you make a deal of it here.
^ Conor: You can't expect his articles and comments to have some kind of unifying rationality..... he's a reactionary character 😉 contradictions are his game!
Oh Sean, how silly of me. I should have known 😃
SOMEBODY explain to a newb why people are using 'into' as a verb!
Hey Sidesho?
It's kinda like this:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/polandball" target="_blank">http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/polandball[..]ball
Which morphed into "poland cannot into space" - but i cant find that link just now, sorry 🙁
"Countryballs cannot into proper English (which kind of resembles the lolcat-meme. The “X cannot into Y” became a Polandball related meme itself)"
Hope it helps 😉
UK = FAIL
dude it's our media being trolled?!?! wtf! x2
>"Maybe you, Tomazim, George Norfolk, Maddog and the rest of you bitter-mouthed, obviously amateur failers"
No recognition for the greatest of them all? ;_;
In after deleted comment o.o
>Trotters InDIPEndAnt traders
LOL
not only is it a majestic spelling fail, but he owns a q2 house company... in ireland...with 8 workers.
It wasn't deleted by me, it was deleted by admin after a Brit complaint. I can PM it to you, if you feel left out 😛