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Ubod vampire

Day 4,069, 00:18 • Published in Croatia Greece

• by Pasok na goustaroume

Dobro jutro dragi prijatelji

they came flying
došli su letjeti

there were many
bilo ih je mnogo

When they landed showed us the real faces
Kad su sletjeli, pokazali su nam prava lica

they came to drink our blood
došli su piti našu krv

do not be afraid of it - dare and face them
ne bojte se toga - usudite se i suočite se s njima

Count Miden's Teleshoping is proud to present you the anti-vampire kit
Televizija Count Miden s ponosom vam predstavlja anti-vampirski pribor

it contains stake and hammer
sadrži ulog i čekić

ax for decapitation
sjekira za odrubljivanje glave

holy water with sprinkler
sveta voda sa prskalicom

silver bullets
srebrne metke

and elegant retro pistol in your favorite design
i elegantan retro pištolj u vašem omiljenom dizajnu

Garlic in injectable form
Češnjak u obliku injekcije

optional: enema with scarves or tzatziki (Greek traditional food with garlic)
opcionalno: klistir sa šalovima ili tzatziki (grčka tradicionalna hrana s češnjakom)

Top 100 bonus: flat nose pliers for torture
Top 100 bonus: klešta za mučenje

Comments

AlmightyAstro Day 4,069, 00:31

Ne možeš ti ništa ako je vampir ateist ko da se on boji križa 🤣

Pasok na goustaroume Day 4,069, 00:34

hehehe that's right!

Antiglobalist Day 4,069, 02:41

Pa zato imaš kolac, sjekiru i ostali alat, nešto će upalit, bitno da se uništi gamad

KOLAK79 Day 4,069, 02:52

takvi se boje praznog novčanika, uplatnice za porez,
bježe i od prosjaka.............

Music of Ainur Day 4,069, 10:17

ovi i jesu prosjaci, profesionalni

Apikos Pikos Day 4,069, 00:35

αχαχαχαχα ρε μλκ δεν παίζεσαι !!

Έχω πάρει δυο 15κιλα τζατζίκι με έξτρα σκόρδο, από τα ενισχυμένα χαχαχαχα !!!

Pasok na goustaroume Day 4,069, 00:37

hahaha 😛

Monster Grinder Day 4,069, 00:43

Wtf

You are wrong my dear, you've missed the target, this is not Romania.

This sort of article is more appropriate for them than for us.

You should've posted your article over there.

Monster Grinder Day 4,069, 00:48

Cause Romania is known for being homeland of the vampires and Count Dracula.

Except for sucking our blood, they are also known to suck our money.

Pasok na goustaroume Day 4,069, 00:49

maybe! I will post it there in an hour

Count Miden Day 4,069, 02:54

Croatia isn't the target, those are helpfull information and tips to attack Romanians 😃

scarle Day 4,069, 00:49

Ο Κώστας Μητσοτάκης ήταν κολλητάρι του Αντρίκου και μας στοιχειώνουν!

Pasok na goustaroume Day 4,069, 01:00

papandreou maybe

Segregator Day 4,069, 00:54

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Segregator Day 4,069, 00:54

Stake je kolac, a ne ulog, despite what google translate says

Pasok na goustaroume Day 4,069, 00:59

i mean pole

SamoHajduk 101 Day 4,069, 01:24

😂😂😂😂 some used stakes to put somwhere else 😁😂

Pasok na goustaroume Day 4,069, 01:26

yam yam

KOLAK79 Day 4,069, 01:31

jes vidio
ulog = stake 😃

KOLAK79 Day 4,069, 01:33

"kolac" is a wooden stake

😃
ulog is "deposit" or "ante"

Pasok na goustaroume Day 4,069, 02:32

thanks for the notice

KOLAK79 Day 4,069, 02:46

we all read "red" articles 🙂

Count Miden Day 4,069, 01:45

Rabbit of Caerbannog Day 4,069, 02:20

o7
R.

Antiglobalist Day 4,069, 02:39

Mrzin vampire! Koljem ovu gamad di god naletim na njih. S godinama sam postao pravi majstor, nakon odrubljivanja glave nabijen ih i na kolac, da je i ostala gamad svjestna što ih čeka kad se sjete pit krv poštenim ljudima zbog kojih i kolak na*** pa triba dvostruko raditi i tražiti nove donatote krvi

Kill vampires everywhere! With God help, you will be successful

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