Try MI - We Have Pie!

Day 1,451, 18:30 • Published in USA USA • by Heather Fuchs



At times, this game could make you cry.
Admin, it seems, has left us dry.
Our enemies will try to fry
our territories by and by.



Why ask why? Try a fry!


So one might ask, where is the why?
If this is fun, I'd rather die.
Instead, I vote without a sigh
"Try MI - we have Pie!"



Spam-I-Am, this is not pie! Fie, oh fie, it is to die!


"But Spam," you say, "I hate to pry
but are the costs not much too high?"
No, no, good sir, you simply tie
your work to communes, Naught to buy!

And in return, you get supply
Both food and weapons. Then you vie
both for our country and ally.
There's no downside! You ought to try!



This be pie.


A cow can moo, and so can I.
But MUs give food, and orders by.
And IRC will let you ply
your fighting with cool people. Bye!



Why ask why? Try Bud Dry!


This Battle Cry was brought to you by the letter pi and the numbers 7 and 364.







Click on the link to join us!


If your strength is at least 500 and your battlefield rank is Lieutenant or higher (or you can do at least 85 influence per fight barehanded) and you like pie as much as we do, you too could be a member of the Mobile Infantry!!!


If not, then you could also get your fight on in the Training Corps!


Also, see this list of important papers you should be reading:




Vote this please or I might cry,
Major Spamgobbler
Press Officer
eUS Mobile Infantry