TRS is Dead and 2,681 Reasons to Vote Me!

Day 5,776, 04:47 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Immanuel Kant


Introduction
The Party President elections are rapidly approaching like diabetes to a middle aged well rounded man. This election more than any other, you have a choice of who to vote for (Keithunder and I have petitioned the admins to remove the needless democracy feature but they won't). So you get a vote, use it (if you must).

But there is one Party that everyone is talking because in the depth of night unnoticed many people might not know that 'The Real Spamicans' party is dead (pause for gasps and ejaculations).


The Godly Vision
I was in my prayer cupboard knocking a few prayers out when I had a glorious vision and with this vision I thought I too can add to scripture and make lots of money selling my story, I too will can meet Oprah and talking about healing crystals, I too can be a charlatan.

In this vision I saw giant pieces of Spam going down the garbage disposal (my vision was set in America, more dramatic) the spam was ripped asunder and the cans discarded into the abyss. Then a bright neon, Hollywood shining light came down which read '2681'.

And all the Elders applauded and nodded to each other for they were british and didn't make a big fuss. And the American worshipers did go full American at the Glory of the Holy Number and they were quite unbearable as the men disrobed, and began caving the holy number onto their stomachs of lard.

The Lesson: "The Spam withers and the cans fade but the number of the Lord will live forever - 2681"


The Election
If Elected as your Party President I pledge that the new name of the Party will be 'Party 2681'. Our God has bestowed to us this holy number and we shall embrace it and we shall multiply this number. If elected as PP our Party will forever be called Party 2681!

By the way all those standing against me shot JR, liked Nasty Nick, watch naked attraction, are man spreaders and think playing Fifa constitutes having a personality. Where as I am just a normal man, just an innocent man.

Vote Kant!



Mr Immanuel Kant
His Holiness Pope of the Spamican Church. Prophet and leader of the faith. God’s Representative in Cyberspace. The Supreme Universal Pontiff and the Archbishop of Spamterbury.