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Trolling for Love

Day 730, 22:13 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Monk Penman

Three little billy goats are not enough
To satisfy hunger, when hunting is tough.
Raw frogs and toads sure are fare pretty rough...
Forgive me if I seem a little bit gruff!

I cast hungry eyes upon yonder sweet troll,
A pretty young thing who is out for a stroll...
My hygiene is gross, and my humour is droll,
But she'll be my wife, if she can't pay my toll!

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Wilhelm Gunter Day 730, 23:13

Your poetry gives eCanada great sense of character, Penman 🙂

Monk Penman Day 730, 23:31

The hat's been cast into the ring,
By you, the cat, and everything.
So I'm for you, if you're for me,
I'm sure we'll win, but we shall see.

So join the rush, the race is on,
To see who best, can voter con.
No need to wait to fire the gun,
This race is won before begun!

Vote for the Troll!

Uraczak Day 731, 00:00

AAAABBBB and AABBCCDD? I much prefer AABBA, but to each his own...

There once was a Poet named Monk,
Who's work, while not lacking spunk,
were of insatiable dreams,
composed of moonbeams,
and ultimately a pile of junk.

Monk Penman Day 731, 11:29

So you think that perhaps I have spunk,
But my message is nothing but junk?
Well Uraczak,
Your bit of flak
Missed the mark... I'm a most mobile Monk!

Uraczak Day 731, 22:10

Mobile or not, my dear Penman
let me say it again,
you're grasping for rhymes,
ten years behind times,
your end's not an if, but a when.

Monk Penman Day 732, 12:30

koolmanjack, it's been a gas,
though gassy jack, you're not...
(and uraczak, please kiss my *ss,
if you don't like my thought)

i trolled for love, and got a hit
from uraczak, not nice,
but this is not about that sh*t,
so let me just suffice

to say that koolmanjack
most sorely shall be missed...
(and uraczak, i guess you know
just where i should be kissed?)

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