Troll S.C.(U.M.)
Day 1,424, 08:22
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by Gnilraps
From the Office of the Vice President
Day 1,424 of the New World
14 October 2011
Click Here to Fight in the most Current eUSA Top Priority Battle
The Office of the Vice President of the eUnited States of America is sponsoring a Newspaper Article Contest.
You are invited to:
Troll Spain Contest (U Mad?)
A Grand Prize of 30 Q5 Tanks will be awarded to the winner.
A Second Place Prize of 15 Tanks will be awarded, and
A Third Place Prize of 5 Tanks will also be awarded.
The three winning articles will be announced with links, first in 16 Shells and subsequently in WHPR.
The contest is open to Citizens of the eUSA.
Entrants must publish a Newspaper article which Trolls Spain for being wiped by the eUSA. All entries must be submitted via link in the comments below by Sunday Day 1426 at 1400 eRep time. The body of this article will also be updated to include your link.
Entries will be judged on a 10 point scale using the following parameters:
Humor - 30 possible points
Graphics - 20 possible points
Formatting - 20 possible points
Originality - 20 possible points
Grammar/Syntax - 5 possible points
Votes - 3 possible points
Linking to this article - 2 possible points
TOTAL - 100 possible points
A Bonus of up to 5 points is available if you can somehow also incorporate an additional tidbit about a famously traitorous Citizen of the eUSA.
Please also consider that it is ultimately Poland's fault that Spain got wiped. I recommend that you read up on the Spain saga as it has unfolded in the pages of the WHPR. There you will find landmark events, dates, and politically significant information that will help you craft a truly epic Troll.
Entrants should consider the Terms of Service so that they do not lose their work. Entries that are removed by Admin will not be considered.
I will judge the articles as submitted and announce a winner on Sunday evening Day 1426 at which time prizes will be distributed.
This is a great way for younger players to build their readership.
Finally, for your inspiration, I submit this for your listening and viewing pleasure: http://dagobah.net/flash/successful_troll_2.swf
OK eUSA, let's Troll S.C.(U.M.)!
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NOTE: My Sunday evening was overtaken by other pressing matters and I barely got started adjudicating this contest. I will be finishing today and distributing weapons forthwith. I apologize for the delay.
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The Book of Jude the undead hippie.
Voice of America
Non-dip-shit kooguys' kooguy's fire
Chae Dee Business
Meet the Press
Poor Man's Blanket
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Department of Defense Orders
The WHPR
eNPR
The Treasure Map
Allied War Report
and getting your butt into a military unit.
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Comments
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NO CITIZENTURK NO VOTE
[watch this space for troll article]
Dear Spain, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dI6mPDCqEo
😛
I can't win but still is funny 😃:
SPAIN IS SPAIN! WE WANT A POLL FOR SPAIN!
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/dondeestawaldo.jpg/
PLATO ADD SPAIN
Chain Shout http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/dondeestawaldo.jpg/
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/wai-u-no-thar--1882223/1/20
NO CITIZENTURK NO VOTE
heres my troll:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/missing-1882232/1/20
When eSpain made the move to become one
Sought to win only one and then be done
In all of the fuss
They forgot about us
Juan thought his land was not one to be won
Encouraging trolling...
a truer polotical scumbag cannot be better made up, playing all sides at once...
I don't think adding Spain as a USA region was very fair. ; )
I made this short article hours (7am) before I red this article, but I'll post it anyway, who knows 🙂
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/1882062/1/20
"PLATO ADD SPAIN"
I LOL'd.
Hm, I'm gone for the weekend. If I have 30 minutes tomorrow morning I'll make one.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-true-reason-of-spain-039-s-disappearance--1882540/1/20
An Evil Sorcerer's Tale on the Disappearance of Spain.
Entry Kind of:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1882548/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/admins-add-spain--1882305/1/20
in a time when everyone else is posting the same "admin, add spain!" article everywhere... you post something different but twice as awesome... this is why i sub this paper, lol
Because I ❤ America so much, I'm donating another 50 tanks for this glorious endeavor.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/i-think-spain-039-s-mad-bro-1882581/1/20
good fact on PTH in this one.
Don't know if this counts as trolling but here it goes.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/bye-bye-spain-1882386/1/20
I'm gonna have to win on organization and format. I have a good one liner but that's it. I was in a pinch.
Despicable: a letter to the people of America http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/despicable-a-letter-to-the-people-of-america-1883926/1/20 V&S