TREE MAN BAD - Receive Presidential Pardon!
Day 4,831, 17:56
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TREE MAN BAD - Receive Presidential Pardon!
By Yanklin Bone
Another shocking scandal has recently come to light in an eUS where the drama never stops! Groot had singled out some very bad hombres who had been applying for GIMP, and made them wait a few extra hours to receive the money. This caused all sorts of drama with a certain resident red, known by many as "crazy frank" running around accusing everyone of being you know what zi's, and even starting an impeachment proposal.
Can you imagine? Someone trying to impeach our most beloved and respected President Chickensguys? Anyway, the drama continued on through PigInZen's super secret private forum, and on the country national feed as Americans with nothing better going on in their lives sat back and enjoyed some popcorn while marveling at the festivities.
Fortunately, Groot worked his Bannon-level magic and ingratiated himself to the President, and has now received a formal pardon for all potential crimes!
The #TreeLivesMatter hashtag continues to trend . Stay tuned for your most trusted news source as events continue to unfold!
By Yanklin Bone
Another shocking scandal has recently come to light in an eUS where the drama never stops! Groot had singled out some very bad hombres who had been applying for GIMP, and made them wait a few extra hours to receive the money. This caused all sorts of drama with a certain resident red, known by many as "crazy frank" running around accusing everyone of being you know what zi's, and even starting an impeachment proposal.
Can you imagine? Someone trying to impeach our most beloved and respected President Chickensguys? Anyway, the drama continued on through PigInZen's super secret private forum, and on the country national feed as Americans with nothing better going on in their lives sat back and enjoyed some popcorn while marveling at the festivities.
Fortunately, Groot worked his Bannon-level magic and ingratiated himself to the President, and has now received a formal pardon for all potential crimes!
The #TreeLivesMatter hashtag continues to trend . Stay tuned for your most trusted news source as events continue to unfold!
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I 💩 in your mouth!
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Dio Brando is God Emperor!
TROLL_CAT_IS HIGHEST_EMPRESS !
YOUR_GODESS!
BOW DOWN, PEASANT!
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Nice try.
have you given the other national org papers away so this once fine publication is the only one left to disgrace with such blatant disregard to fair play?
"Fortunately, Groot worked his Bannon-level magic and ingratiated himself to the President, and has now received a formal pardon for all potential crimes!"
just how complete is this blanket formal) pardon. does the constitution the meta-game controls grant such (complete) 💩. Why shouldn't we read this a prelude to you.granting GnilKrap and his bot army the same?
I think Frankly 'should be' Stoned - and in all respects I am only kidding with the 'should be' part - is right and you should be impeached and barred from future office if you think handing out such broad trolling rights is in your purview.
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Pull my finger!
look at the clever one, he figured out how to leave a message without comments being able to follow, just wow, what superior trolling ...
bring your finger close enough little scared one, I will pull it - possibly off but certainly hard enough you won't make such a foolish offer again. I make 💩 regularly everyday, if you make better stink than me kudos to you, mine are disappointing in stink some mornings (sad face)
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Hey, hey, hey...
💩 in Groot's mouth every day!
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P.U. Can you smell that?
I can't tell if CG is actually trolling Poot here? He compares him to Steve Bannon, a guy who was indicted for criminal fraud and is a well-known neo-fascist trouble-maker. And, of course, as usual, CG compares himself to the worst President in RL US history.
I wanna know why it is always one of his henchmen writing this stuff but we never hear from him...
Got a chuckle out of the Steve Bannon part.