Top 10 Reasons to Elect Chickensguys

Day 3,334, 07:57 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps

Day 3324 of the New World
January 5, 2017
Election Day



Top 10 Reasons to Vote for chickensguys


10. chick-ens-guys / fin-ger-guns. Both 3 syllables, so maybe just pick them in alphabetical order.

9. He was pardoned by Oblige after all.

8. Random, bizzare, and inexplicable “activity” creates buzz which in turn causes more people to join the game.


7. DOWN WITH ELITIST SCUM!

6. Because someone has to do a worse job than Beachbunny.

5. I, for one, am tired of this endless string of qualified and high-performing EZC CP’s.

4. A month without a dictatorship? God that sounds like a great idea!

3. Jews.

2. I dunno. But Lord Rahl 2 just doesn’t seem like a viable alternative to me.

And the #1 reason to elect chickensguys CP…….

1. Experience and Expertise, Intelligence and Savvy, Loyalty and Patriotism, Vision for the future and Proven track record in the past… meh, they’re all overrated.







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