Toothpaste
The Ministry of Work
No not that Swedish guy, the stuff you put on your teeth every day;
It shouldn't go on apples, makes them harder for some reason. But it gives a pleasant tingling sensation if you put it on your face, and apparently does wonders against spots. Just don't get it too close to your eyes. You will be blinded by the tears.
Also, would blended fish and chips make a good sauce for steak? Discuss in the comments.
Comments
lol don't put toothpaste on your face (or ingest it), it contains brain damaging sodium fluoride...
on the other hand, steak with blended fish and chips...could be a pleasant surprise...?
Vote please
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/premiile-fram-votka-editia-a-iii-a-770830/1/20
That's not even in English, how on earth are we expected to vote for something we can't understand.
Also, judging by the vote count you didn't vote for this article.
The Worker's Weekly therefore recommends it's readers do NOT vote for the above article.
Toothpaste supports this article.
That reminds me, I need to brush my teeth now.
This is going to be my favorite newspaper evarz 😃
Why does everyone forget to floss!?
There is no such thing as flossing in the UK, or at least it's very rare.