Toothpaste

Day 502, 06:51 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by The Ministry of Work

No not that Swedish guy, the stuff you put on your teeth every day;



It shouldn't go on apples, makes them harder for some reason. But it gives a pleasant tingling sensation if you put it on your face, and apparently does wonders against spots. Just don't get it too close to your eyes. You will be blinded by the tears.

Also, would blended fish and chips make a good sauce for steak? Discuss in the comments.