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Op/Ed Piece

The War is here. Now anyone can say there were signs and one would be right, but we didn't really see it coming. We were all expecting the War, but it crept on us nonetheless - a surprise.

And a pretty nasty one. PEACE used a very nasty tactic. This should be outlawed. What they did - the horror, the horror - the unthinkable was unleashed on the US and Canada. Little and big, anything they could find in those hellholes called Hungary, Russia, France, UK or Indonesia was left in North America, free to roam and spoil out lands.

You all saw it - Hungarian cockroaches and all the exotic and gag-inducing Indonesian insects were dumped on our continent. The first few days of the War our justified disgust made us vomit and we lost battles, dizzy and weakened.

But no more. Tomorrow will be better! We all got our big big shoes and started stomping. A Hugarian here, a Russian there, not a single disgusting bug will pass our lines. Here, united, we stand! No more - the PEACE invasion will be stopped.

So keep stomping those nasty bugs.