Today In The News: Day 1,184 *BREAKING NEWS* 18:22

Day 1,184, 17:24 Published in USA USA by MISCmeatheadMilitia
Inwegen Leaves eREP! Do you blame him?



Emerick gains citizenship in Brazil.

Upon Arrival Emerick Proclaims, "Everyday shall be Carnival"



The General eUSA Populace still has no idea what is going on between eMexico and eAmerica. Terrible Communication Skills? Or 2-clickers being 2-Clickers?



Turkey and Greece Sign a Peace Treaty

"About F'n Time" notes a member of the military community



Real Pakistan Can't Compute (go figure) this is just a game



eAmerica is still struggling with a failing economy and a weak PEG (Whatever that means)