To the Council of the Republic
milestailsprower
HI I'M MILOS HERE WITH A FANTASTIC LIMITED TIME EREPUBLIK OFFER NOT AVAILABLE IN RETAIL STORES
ARE YOU TIRED OF A DICTATOR THAT ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE CONSTITUTIONAL GUIDELINES?!
DO YOU WANT A REAL MACHO DICTATOR WHO ACTUALLY DICTATES OVER THE PLEBIAN MASSES?!
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT LEG DAY WORKOUTS I GET ALL THE MOBIAN GIRLS
Yes sirs and mademoiselles I am an active member of this community who is not afraid to impose his entire will upon a people for the greater good of society. You saw how smoothly the country ran when I was president. Polish occupation? Gone. American occupation? Too easy to handle for Milos. Hungarian occupation right after I left? That was repulsed by the pure lingering aura of my 3 month rule. Imagine what I could do without the burgeoning bureaucracy. What is this country anyway? A bunch of the same old senior citizens who actually know the diplomatic history of our country? BORING.
Agenda or something:
FIGHT EVERY WORLD LEADER 1v1
--EVERYONE WILL LOSE I WILL BE DICTATOR OF THE WORLD
--EVER SEEN A FOX IN THE RING WITH AN ELEPHANT OR A RED DUCK BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE COOL YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DURING MY ASCENT TO POWER
--FIGHT THAT STUPID CZECH LION TOO
--ABSOLUTE HEGEMONY more like ABSOLUTE HELLA MONEYYYYY
i'll fight you like it's novemeber 17, 1989
BRING IT PUNK
ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG REQUIRED EDUCATION
--GREAT LEADER MILOS AND HIS HISTORY WILL BE TAUGHT IN AN EASILY DIGESTIBLE CARTOON FORM
--UNIVERSITY EDUCATION: LITERALLY JUST THE AMERICAN COMICS, NOT THE BRITISH COMICS THAT BLASPHEME GREAT SONIC'S IMAGE AND PERSONALITY
EVERYONE GETS THE FRESH KIN-JONG UN FADE AT THE BARBER
--I AM ETHNICALLY KOREAN AND THEREFORE LOOK UP TO GREATEST DICTATOR KIN-JONG UN
--I SHOULD MAKE AN ALBUM OF ME JUST POINTING AT THINGS IN FACTORIES AND INDUSTRY
--YEAH ADD THAT TO REQUIRED ART EDUCATION
CHRISTIAN THEOCRACTIC STATE
--hey even i respect everyone's right to religious expression (or lack thereof)
--i mean relationships with God have to be personal i can't force that on y'all
BEER
--SELF EXPLANATORY
REAL quotes about Milos:
"nnoone wants you in Czech republic furry f*****"
-meal for foxes :^)
"man your liberalism is most close to ČSSD
but sincerely no teenager is supporting them"
-Red Duck
"Because in your goverment gonna be and slovakian citizen,you wanna to sell Czech to Slovaki,right.Don't take this like a offense"
-UNPATRIOTIC SCUM
"you are not allowed to legally drink... poor fox
🙁"
-Bootcha
"Long live the King!
or queen?
😃"
--Chelsis
"if u are commie then iam leaving Czech Republic
😃"
--WESKY
Warm regards,
Comments
fight me in comments 1v1
I see the robot on the picture. eRobots, hurray!
Robots are cool but they were trying to snatch the Chaos Emeralds so I had to whomp 'em. Fo' reallllll.
But we others. Anyway eRobots will conquer this eWorld 😃