TO OREGON; FROM YOUR SENATOR
CaptainCAPS
As everyone can see, Russia has either been hit by some tactical genious, or stupidity. They launched attacks against Utah (despite GlaDoS promise that PEACE does not want Utah), and at the same time they attacked my beloved state of Oregon.
Our tactical retreat from Idaho gave Russia a more inland and strategic state to PEACE than Washington is. There are multiple states that can be attacked from occupied Idaho, as we are seeing right now. (Montana, Washington, Oregon, Nevada, and Utah all border Idaho.)
My reccomendations about where to fight, however, would be foolish and dangerous to go against the DoD orders made by Mr. Harlot. The Department of Defense orders are to HOLD FIRE for right now. If you cannot hold fire because you will be off for the rest of the battle duration, fight for the state with the smallest wall.
My reccomendation about what my constituency in Oregon should do, is this.
Evacuate, and do it sooner than later. If you are trapped behind in Oregon if it is taken, you are a citizen to Russia. If you are still in Oregon if it is defended; Please, Please leave ASAP. The future of this country may depend on former low activity players who accepted a moving ticket offer and headed to Florida, New Jersey, or Kansas. You can do much more damage and good to Oregon and the rest of the U.S by moving over there and fighting 4-5 times a day, versus 2-3.
I AM PROVIDING MOVING TICKETS TO ALL CITIZENS OF OREGON!!!!!!!!
Please, message me for a ticket. I do not want to leave anyone in my state behind. When the war-threat is over, and the U.S safe, I will provide a return ticket back to Oregon if you wish.
Comments
only 4 states can be attacked from idaho,
washington, oragon, utah, and montana
Thats.. dumb. But hey, I approve of as little boundaries with Idaho as possible right now! Lol, in RL idaho has a large southeastern border with wyoming....
Edited.
Wellllllllllll, It appears to be that time, eh?
Moving out, thanks for ticket.
I agree with CAPS. I was going to write the same article & offer 10 moving tickets myself.
God bless Oregon. We'll get through this together.
Thanks for the article and offer to provide moving tickets to Oregonians CAPS.
You will learn to enjoy sweeping snow off the streets of Ojmjakon when it is -50C in January.
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I will also provide moving tickets to any people living in states that are beong invaded by PEACE.