Titanium anyone? Now's your chance!

Day 951, 20:26 • Published in USA Canada • by jbdivinus

tl;dr at the bottom...

My American brothers,

eCanada is a rather lucky country in the new world. Not only are we among the most rich country in terms of resources, we also share with the USA the closest and longest lasting relationship between any two countries in the game. Every few months, an American or Canadian president, or high profile citizen, releases a joke article with sexual references and such to the other country, it picks up a few hundred votes, and we're all really happy. We have our brolliance, which has been somewhat unofficially extended to other countries, though that does not apply to same extent as the special bond the USA and Canada share.



What is special about these days now? Currently, I am the Party President of the Canadian Progressive Front, the second largest party in eCanada. Three days ago, my party elected 15 citizens to congress, out of a total of 40 seats. With brother parties, we control 50% of congress.

eCanada has been torn about two issues for months, which tie together. The first, we have a lot of titanium, and we won't be able to produce enough to support our allies. We could rent, but that would mean giving up a significant position on the world stage, and losing the opportunity to further strengthen our economy and obtain that ever-elusive sustainable baby boom. Secondly, after a succession of thefts, eCanada has been robbed of over 3000 gold the past two months, including our Q1 gun reserve of over 6500 weapons. We are not broke, but it would be a lie to say that so much gold for a country our size is not a lot..these were heavy blows.

We recently had the opportunity to rent Manitoba out to Poland. Our congress declined, for several reasons...some valid, some stupid. You know how congress can be. By declining this offer, eCanada has lost out on the opportunity to gain over 8000 gold... an enormous amount for any country, especially Canada. Poland has gone to you, the USA, and you will certainly enjoy the benefits of that, as will Poland, and our Irish bros.

So, eCanada has recently lost on several opportunities to have gold for V2. Our only hope rests in Titanium. We were not ready to rent a region a month ago, but the general consensus on what needs to get done is changing. We may not have said aloud the we will definitely rent out Titanium, to anyone, but I can say that Canada is 100% ready to rent out a region to help our allies.


Titanium in American control

As one of the few Canadians media moguls, one of the few former presidents active in Canada, a current congressman and party president, I have more than a bit of influence..but no individual can single handedly promise to rent out a region, especially one as valuable as one with Titanium come V2. I need your help America. eCanada is ready, it just needs a little push from its big brother.

I will do everything in my power to make sure that our Bro's be the first country to rent a titanium region, and maybe even be the first country ever to rent from eCanada. If you believe in this idea, I want you to help me.



tl;dr+summary


First, vote this article up.

Second, I want you to make a special comment....

How important is getting titanium from eCanada to the USA? What is it worth? I want some extremely lulz comments here, if I don't laugh at at least 10 comments, you can forget about titanium. 😉 For srs!

Finally, give this article a shout. Let your friends, and your Canadian Bro's know how important Titanium is to our allies. With enough support, it will happen.



The Brolliance stands strong.
Jbdivinus




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