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Time to be offence to British Empire Party

Day 2,175, 03:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by JaredBeare

Sorry but am the only one who laughs every time one of the so called BEP members tries to write an article and refers to them selves as BEP. Come on surely one of them has tried to search bep in urban dictionary.

Look at the definition of bep, the 6th definition down:

Finally, look at this

Nod of approval from the so called BEP party.



JaredBeare Day 2,175, 03:57

First comment and first vote!

Fill Werrell
Fill Werrell Day 2,175, 04:06

Hmmm.... MV on Urban Dictionary:

MV, short for midget vagina, a rare condition commonly found in females that originate from the Donegal reigon in Ireland.

Midget Vagina (midget vaginatosis, medical term) is where a fully grown woman has a vagina that is severely undersized(typically 1mm in width), this results extreme sexual frustration in the female. thus resulting in the female rejecting any male with a large penis and substituting him with a male with a midget penis (male usually from a similar or close by area).

While a cure for midget vaginatosis has not been found yet, an ancient myth says that if the affected female wears a mexican styled G-BANGER(slang for g-string), she should experinece a burst in vaginal growth.

JaredBeare Day 2,175, 04:10

Great, fueling the banter. Get more members from BEP to comment.

WayneKerr Day 2,175, 04:11

Better than TUP's

JaredBeare Day 2,175, 04:12

That was gonna be my next article. If you hate tup you should read my previous article.

WayneKerr Day 2,175, 04:14

I dont hate TUP... I don't hate anyone... I'm a lover!

WayneKerr Day 2,175, 04:15

We knew they sucked...

Adastros Day 2,175, 04:42


WayneKerr Day 2,175, 04:17

UD has all the answers...

I can't, can you?

Sekula Vasiljevic
Sekula Vasiljevic Day 2,175, 09:09

I"ve had never laughed so it"s now.Hilarisously laughing.It"s awsome article Jared,but please don"t touch my buddies in BEP,they are so good.Just look at Fill,or jny123,not metioned BobBloggs or Adastros.Am I forget someone,yes ofcourse CC.Hilariously laughing article,hahaha,I can"t stop myself:)!!!!.Voted,shouted,subed!.

JaredBeare Day 2,175, 09:28

Thanks Sekula, this articles all in good fun, I respect my BEP friends very much.

Sekula Vasiljevic
Sekula Vasiljevic Day 2,175, 09:40

I know you do that for fun and I"ve respect you and all of you"ve done with MV.It"s shame I hadn"t patience and to stay with you in MV a little bit longer.I"ll promissed you if I am ever comeback.Regurds from sunny Australia jared and best of luck to you and to MV!.

JaredBeare Day 2,175, 09:33

Who said eUK media was boring?

Sekula Vasiljevic
Sekula Vasiljevic Day 2,175, 09:42

Easy for you to say that Jared:)!!!:You write hilariously laughing articles:)!!.

Novarefuge Day 2,175, 11:20

If there were no tits, i'ld be pissed

JaredBeare Day 2,175, 11:22

I'll make sure there is always tits for you!

Novarefuge Day 2,175, 11:30

Nice to see I have good friends in all parts of the world.

JaredBeare Day 2,175, 12:41

Got a new party to annoy, how about the 'Peoples Communist Party' commonly refereed to as 'PCP'. For those of you who don't know PCP is a very harmful drug.

Sekula Vasiljevic
Sekula Vasiljevic Day 2,176, 11:01

LSD is the most dangreous drugs.When you take it you begin to laugh:Hilariously laughing.Hahaha:)!!!.I can"t wait that you begin to annoy PCP.Hahahaha:)!!!.

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