Tifididl manifesto: French Toast and Fish and Chips

Day 1,230, 19:23 • Published in Sweden Serbia • by Tifididl

Damned!!!! It's 4th of april and I'm running for presidency so I have to write my manifesto. Why did I put in my mind the idea to run? I was drunk at that time!! Yeah surely, you have to be crazy, dumb or drunk to think you could win with a five-member-party. As I'm not dumb and probably not crazy, i was drunk.


Tifididl taking the decision to run for presidency


Because you're probably as lazy to read my manifesto as I'm to write it, I'll use a simple concept: few text and lot of pictures. For the laziest of you I'll resume quickly the rest of my manifesto right now and you can skip the rest of the article: parties and wars.


An usual evening in Homonavia

In big parties you much have a lot of good alcohol, Homonovia already have a great stock of beer but as you never have enough alcohol I advice you to have a look to my military program which include the conquest of alcohol stocks and resources to product even more of it
Also to make these parties much more awesome, I'll organize a world wide casting to recruit girls.


Become the next queen of Swedish awesome parties

We just see the entertainment part of my program but let us be a little more serious now with economy, diplomacy and military.

Economy

I don't like to deal with economical problem of a country and I'll be busy doing more important stuff so the congress will have to do all the job. And they can do whatever they want as long we have money for war I don't care at all.


Can we do something about economy? No admins just change the rules every weeks.

Diplomacy

NO big deal in this. I agree with the actions took by Valnad. Sweden should stay in EDEN, continue to be apart of both Terra and ONE and keep its relationship with its old allies like Poland, Spain or Croatia


This is diplomacy too

Military

The big and ambitious part of my program: regain the glory of the old Swedish Empire. I propose myself to lead the Homonavian troops to the beautiful and rich French plain. I'm sure some of you remember the great time of French Toast. But the situation is different now, we can't go trough Germany because we are now allies(and Poland invade them too😁) and we need to have a connexion between our outside regions in order to have the resources bonus. So that's why I decided to make our way trough United Kingdom, keep 4 regions of UK and conquer the northern part of France. Doing this we'll obtain control over big stocks of several types of alcohol and the Grain of Paris Isle of France. Grain is useful not only in economy to produce more food but also to make beer. And beer is good.




So tomorrow if you really don't know for who to vote, I advice you to clik on Tifidil. It's equivalent to a blank vote.


Don't say that my young apprentice. Have faith in the force and you'll win

I'll finish with some pictures of the candidacy preparation party