This presidencial Election

Day 280, 17:37 • Published in USA Thailand • by Bl1ndn3ss

Yes, you're right! It's that time of the month again! (You know what I mean...)
It's time for our presidential Elections!
Yes, I wrote presidential without a capital letter! Want to know why?

Take a look at the candidates:

Archibald - (President (?) of the USA and Democratic Party): Widely seen as an absence "persona" and without "gravitas", lacks the confidence to make public statements about his decisions. We only know what he's doing after he done it. He doesn’t have that "need" for attention we seen in previous Presidents. And the biggest achievement of his presidency is that everything stayed more or less the same.
** The "I can't be bothered with this..." candidate **

Immunogenic - (President of the Libertarian Party): A rising star of the US politics. A lot people know him... Most of them don't. More than a month after that somewhat strange victory in the Lib's he "introduces" himself to the general population has he so accurately wrote in his latest article. If we ignore his role in the US Foreign Recruitment Center (Don’t get me wrong he has done a great job!) he hasn’t made one political statement.
** The "S**** it! I am PP! Why don't I run for president?" candidate **

Justinious - (President of United Constitutionalists Party): After losing the last elections against an opponent that passed the duties of campaigning to his future VP, Justin was quite p**** off. Now it's "Justinious for President II: The Return!" Will he make it this time around?
** The "I want your presidency!" candidate**

Uncle Sam - (President of the National Association for the The Advancement of America party): A last second entry (if he gets enough party members) and a strange one at that. He knows he can’t win and he admits he can’t win but still wants to run! That's the spirit! After a few seasons as a mercenary he returns to take the presidency. Realizing that his former party already has a stable leader (?) he asks a friend to lend him a Party!
** The "Can I borrow your Party?" candidate**

Peregrine - (President of the United States Workers Party): Not really a candidate. Already gave his support to Archibald.
** The "I'm not a candidate" candidate **

Ron Paul - (President of the eRepublikans For Change): General Elections in 6 days and we haven’t heard a word from the eRFC president... Oh boy, this party sure has come a long way since Dish... I can’t really comment if there isn’t anything to comment.
** The "Not sure what to do" candidate **


So there you have it. Our candidates... "Not the worst, not the best, just what we're stuck with."

Well I'm glad I took that of my chest!

Some people will be offended by this. I can honestly say I don't care!

The objective is NOT to offend but to explain my points of view in a humorous manner.


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