This is how immigration works...
Day 1,207, 08:31
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by Christian Doe
Meanwhile, in the Immigration Office...
pltalmd: my cs accept pls
Christian Doe: Sorry for the delay. I'll take care of it shortly. However the current administration requires a fee of 2G for any citizenship approval. I cannot go ahead without collecting the money.
Best regards.
pltalmd: ok you accept me. ı will send 2 gold
CD: I'd be happy to. Unfortunately, if you only pay later, the fee is higher: 5 Gold. So you will need to swear with your hand on religious literature of any kind (I am quite open minded I assure you) that you are willing and able to make that payment to the Canadian government. Until then, I will prepare the appropriate paperwork and look forward to click on the Approve button.
Or you could just send the 2G now. In any case, welcome to Canada, good friend!
pltalmd: ı send 2 gold you
---> pltalmdr has transfered 2 GOLD to your account. <---
pltalmd: I m waiting
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Welcome to Immigration Canada...please disregard the hand in your pocket, its standard procedure around here.
That's it!
I tried to fleece the same guy!
He wouldn't go higher than 2g.
You should donate the 2g as prize money for the WC.
LOL. Awesome. If only you could do the same to all the others.
I never thought it would work.
I've got to run for congress again. 😎
lol 😛
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1-1707330/1/20 V+S PLS TNX
i like it but i would put 10g for those from Turkey 😃
Awesome
ahaha voted from Portugal
HA! HA!
lol...Awesome \o/
I shoot for 5 and mostly settle on 3-4.
Too bad our most recent wave doesn't speak very good English or French..
But they certainly understand 2g it seems 😃
Well played Mr. Doe, well played...
Isn't this something you shouldn't allowed to do?
Oh, I will approve him for sure. I'm just not sure when. That paperwork will sure take a long while.
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-i-used-to-be-indecisive-now-im-not-sure.jpg
LoL good work Doe 😃
You're a real S.O.B., Christian. I'm so proud of you!
Actually new citizens are source of tax why do you making people angry by this way.They dont need to select canada, you can lose that privilage.
this is sad.
Christian, it would seem only proper to introduce any new immigrants to the Canadian Firearm Registry ~ mandatory for anyone purchasing weapons on the market. Plus, it's twice as expensive and probably double the wait than the "cs" application.
"We Stand on Guard for Thee"
Corruption! I love this, it's been a while
DAMN IT.
GONNA RUN FOR CONGRESS.
Dammit. Why do all the smart ones who know better than to give gold PM me.
What is this fuckery.
Superb!
this proves the point that all people with political asperations are acually Scum. I now they can't help it, it just a natural flaw.
"Welcome to Congress. Don't mind the smell, you will get used to it"
Not all of us are corrupt. I just sent this message to a citizenship applicant:
Dear sir, as you mentioned in your message, Canada is currently under PTO threat from INCi. Although I am sure that as you pointed out, you are not a member of INCi, I cannot at this time approve you has you hold Turkish citizenship. Until the PTO threat has passed, I cannot take any risks.
One thing I learned from the 'adults' is that corruption, drama and lies is the way to go!
«the person that tells you he can give you a false name, false pictures nad etc... and tells you you can get your citizenship for money... you can't trust him!»